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Old 03-23-2009, 09:16 AM   #1
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Default How do you know when a Boi Ternz Into a Man?

It's a tough odyssey this journey of life. Leaving behind the likes of cartoons, free education, to become a financially responsible, self-reliant, grown a$$ man. Do you consider yourself one yet?

Shed some light upon what put you over the hill. How'd you become a man. Was it a Bar Mitzvah? The first time you came into a woman twice both ejaculatin' and becaming a man? The moment you turned 18 and were free of your parent's reign?


Few Rites of Passages Y'All Should Know About
- Certain parts of Polynesia, people would get inked up in their abdomen area (front and back) for several hours straight, reeking of enormous pain, inevitable bleeding and straight up suffering.

- A few amazon tribes stick their limbs down cylindric leaves swarming with fire ants, and withstand the pain for ten minutes.
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Old 03-23-2009, 09:21 AM   #2
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How do you know when a Boi Ternz Into a Man?
could you repeat the question in english, please?
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Old 03-23-2009, 09:22 AM   #3
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could you repeat the question in english, please?

Could you repeat your life as Barnum and Bailey property please?
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Old 03-23-2009, 09:35 AM   #4
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Default Re: How do you know when a Boi Ternz Into a Man?

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It's a tough odyssey this journey of life. Leaving behind the likes of cartoons, free education, to become a financially responsible, self-reliant, grown a$$ man. Do you consider yourself one yet?

Shed some light upon what put you over the hill. How'd you become a man. Was it a Bar Mitzvah? The first time you came into a woman twice both ejaculatin' and becaming a man? The moment you turned 18 and were free of your parent's reign?


Few Rites of Passages Y'All Should Know About
- Certain parts of Polynesia, people would get inked up in their abdomen area (front and back) for several hours straight, reeking of enormous pain, inevitable bleeding and straight up suffering.

- A few amazon tribes stick their limbs down cylindric leaves swarming with fire ants, and withstand the pain for ten minutes.

Bullet ants, actually, unless we're thinking of different tribes. Their sting is said to be the worst in the known world. After the 10 minutes is up, the pain is said to last up to 24 hours. In order to be considered a true "warrior" in this particular tribe, you'd have to do this ritual 20 times.

It's things like this that make me happy I live in Northeast USA. Although I feel like there was never any real right of passage, except maybe when I had my first job at 18 (my first day working was on my 18th birthday). I take on more and more responsibility as I get older, and whatever I work through and whatever lessons I learn from it prepare me for a new stage in manhood.
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Old 03-23-2009, 09:49 AM   #5
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the hair down there
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Old 03-23-2009, 10:01 AM   #6
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^ What he said. J$, when the hair starts growing, you know you've hit puberty. Then comes the squeaky voice, and the acne.
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Old 03-23-2009, 12:02 PM   #7
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Could you repeat your life as Barnum and Bailey property please?
i don't think it's necessary since you have it covered so well.

but thanks for the offer.
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Old 03-23-2009, 12:13 PM   #8
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Default Re: How do you know when a Boi Ternz Into a Man?

A boy turns into a man when he stops using Zs as a replacement for Ss.
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Old 03-23-2009, 12:28 PM   #9
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A boy turns into a man when he stops using Zs as a replacement for Ss.

No, that's just your e-pinion.
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Old 03-23-2009, 12:33 PM   #10
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When he can strangle a 30 year old Hungarian (part-time) prostitute and feel no remorse.
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Old 03-23-2009, 01:13 PM   #11
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No, that's just your e-pinion.

Also, when he stops using ridiculous vocabulary "boi" and "ternz"
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Old 03-23-2009, 01:19 PM   #12
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Also, when he stops using ridiculous vocabulary "boi" and "ternz"

No, I just think you need some creative Kool Aid. Quit hatin' on my boi!
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Old 03-23-2009, 01:22 PM   #13
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No, I just think you need some creative Kool Aid. Quit hatin' on my boi!

Creative Kool Aid?? More like a lobotomy to think that doesn't deserve hate. Use you're S's and Y's! They are part of the english language, you know.
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Old 03-23-2009, 01:34 PM   #14
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when the boy leaves behind his self centered life and

lives primarily for others (wife, child, aging parent, and others).

he becomes a man's-man when he is willing to give his life for the other

the world really needs men to step up and be man's-men
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Old 03-23-2009, 01:49 PM   #15
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before you become a man, you have to:

get your heart broken
break someone's heart
get the **** beaten out of you
beat the **** out of someone
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