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    Default I Never Saw What Doug Funnie Saw In Patty Mayonnaise

    She was super skinny with short blond hair and wore the same clothes all the time. He should have been chasing Beebe Bluff.



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    The choice seems to be clear.

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    Default Re: I Never Saw What Doug Funnie Saw In Patty Mayonnaise

    Oh, come on..."Mayonnaise," get it? Get it?? GET IT?!!

    Eh, me neither.

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    Default Re: I Never Saw What Doug Funnie Saw In Patty Mayonnaise

    haha..

    Man I used to love that show,

    With porkchop..

    Remember that song?


    "one little voice is calling me, calling me"

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    Default Re: I Never Saw What Doug Funnie Saw In Patty Mayonnaise

    Pus[COLOR="Black"]s[/COLOR]y.

    Doug was a 15 year old kid. He saw a v[COLOR="Black"]a[/COLOR]gina with yellow muff hair. And I aint mad at him.

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    Default Re: I Never Saw What Doug Funnie Saw In Patty Mayonnaise

    Ruiz be right as usual.

    To top it off the b!tch'z cooch probably stank. Wearin' that same lousy hippie outfit episode after episode, probably commando underneath that skirt.

    Probably smells like Roger's armpits, that freakin' greaseball.

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    Default Re: I Never Saw What Doug Funnie Saw In Patty Mayonnaise

    Killer Tofu!

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    Default Re: I Never Saw What Doug Funnie Saw In Patty Mayonnaise

    Doug was a lame anyway.

    He woulda never got the puss no matter who he chased.

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    Default Re: I Never Saw What Doug Funnie Saw In Patty Mayonnaise

    When Connie becama a dimepiece he should have rolled with her. She always wanted to give him that ass.

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    Default Re: I Never Saw What Doug Funnie Saw In Patty Mayonnaise

    The man has taste.



    8 years of playing frisbee with PorkChop accumulated won't amount to the fun from hitting that fatty from the back.

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    Default Re: I Never Saw What Doug Funnie Saw In Patty Mayonnaise

    Quote Originally Posted by Dasher
    She was super skinny with short blond hair and wore the same clothes all the time. He should have been chasing Beebe Bluff.



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    The choice seems to be clear.
    BB was skinnier than Patti, and much more of a b*tch. Everyone in that neighborhood had multiple pairs of the same outfit in their closet.

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    Default Re: I Never Saw What Doug Funnie Saw In Patty Mayonnaise

    Beebe had that guap though, and seemed like she had a little freak in her.

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    Default Re: I Never Saw What Doug Funnie Saw In Patty Mayonnaise

    Bebe would be a whore in todays standards. DOug was pretty lame too, he probably wouldnt know how to handle a whore

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    Default Re: I Never Saw What Doug Funnie Saw In Patty Mayonnaise

    The only interest I would have had in Patty was finding out if the curtains matched the drapes.

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    Default Re: I Never Saw What Doug Funnie Saw In Patty Mayonnaise

    Haha, this thread brings back some childhood memories. Plunger plunger

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