Should we expect a thread about how you're dating Rachel McAdams, but she refuses to acknowledge you in any shape, form, or fashion, and pretends like she has no idea who you are, so you're trying to figure out a way to break it off with her, but you need a really complex and methodical way of doing it???
you're a 30 some odd old professional poster. you dont deliver mail, install cable, jr accountant (bwahahaaa uh huh) or any of the tall tales you have told us here. your job is to post while you live off your moms social security checks. you're not exactly a catch there gobb. the only thing you are tearing up is your room because your mom is always breaking and entering. upset she move ur favorite mouse pad? folded your laundry? has the fragrance jar on your top shelf to give ur room some "life"? you dont even go to see the sixers in the playoff games. what is your means of having fun? heckling some young ish posters cool story bro. heading to the video game forum to discuss things with other geeks? winner! swish!