I'm so alpha they named it after me. (My last name is alpha, Niko Alpha.) I'm so alpha I'm gamma (it extends all the way there...)
How alpha are you?
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01-29-2014, 12:00 AM #1I Run NY.
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01-29-2014, 12:06 AM #2The Love B-Low
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Re: How alpha are you?
I'm so Alpha, Zordon hired me to find 5 teenagers with attitude
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01-29-2014, 12:06 AM #3NBA Superstar
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So alpha I don't follow social conventions just cause.
So alpha I slapped this girls ass at a gamestop and her bf turned and looked at me and didn't say shit
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01-29-2014, 12:10 AM #4NBA Legend and Hall of Famer
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I'm so alpha that I don't say shit when a girl says hi to me. Happened today.
Feels fcking good.
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01-29-2014, 12:16 AM #5College superstar
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I don't participate in monkey behavior such as that
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01-29-2014, 12:17 AM #6Banned
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I'm the Apex Predator's Apex Predator. It goes
Me
T-Rex
Honey Badger
Starface
I ordered a burger and fries combo earlier today. Was about to tip a couple of dollars on the ole paypal account. But then I remembered alphas don't tip. I'm so damn alpha I ended up not even paying for the damn meal and they STILL delivered that shit on time.
Don't hate me, get like me
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01-29-2014, 12:20 AM #7National High School Star
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Re: How alpha are you?
I'm a conservative. Conservatives are alpha males.
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01-29-2014, 12:24 AM #8Deity ★ Persona
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I'm so alpha I made a bet with bet and he lost, so now it's just alpha, and no longer alphabet.
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01-29-2014, 12:25 AM #9NBA rookie of the year
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Originally Posted by Fudge
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01-29-2014, 01:00 AM #10Sunshine State
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Certified Epsilon.
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01-29-2014, 08:50 AM #11Please clap.
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I was satisfied with the brisket platter I ate last night and...and...I was even grateful...it just, came out so quickly, and the waitress was nice, and my date also happy. I...I...tipped her $20. I'm sorry...I'm so sorry...but I suppose, by the inarguable standards of some dumbass thread, that makes me a beta male.
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01-29-2014, 08:56 AM #12The One
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i'm just alpha, we don't waste our time explaining why we're alphas ffs
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01-29-2014, 09:15 AM #13#Trump4Treason
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im an alpha but i choose to not act like one because i understand that i fit in and relate with people better that way.
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01-29-2014, 09:20 AM #14I Run NY.
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You don't follow the thread. That's alpha. Originally Posted by Real Men Wear Green
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01-29-2014, 09:25 AM #15why I even like Rondo
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Im so alpha I never tag myself on fb
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