If you could wife anyone, who would it be?

[alenleomessi]

fixed

you are still shorter than him, maybe you should take HGH too

[imnew09]

Jennifer Lawrence

[JEFFERSON MONEY]

Hmmm.

Probably a famous Italian actress or Arab or Persian girl from the late 1800s or early 1900s.

Can't think of any names, but they have the wife like qualities.

No matter how charismatic, cool, or funny someone like Lawrence is... nothing beats having a woman by your side who is selfless and devoted to you and whose greatest pleasure comes from pleasing you. Your true better half. And whoever says omg they're subservient and weak... I'd like to see them pull off the strength needed to raise children in a violent harsh place even if it leads to their death like Vito's Ma did in Godfather 2. And if anyone says the woman of the past were stupid and uneducated I'd love to see them exchange wits with any lady.

I kinda think our grandpas and greatgrandpas got a good deal even if it is just one.

[HardwoodLegend]

Hannah Simone from the show New Girl

tops on the list

Solid choice.

[TheMan]

hate to sound like Meticode but my own wife

she is very smart, about to get her Masters, sexy as hell, very in shape...absolutely killer body, very outgoing and down to Earth...not the slightest bit negative....great unique sense of style that is all her own

I apologize for the severe vomit inducing moment that goes against the nature of this thread, I really am sorry, I know you want to punch me...but it's the truth, I feel very lucky to have her.



can't believe I just wrote that wtf have I become

Pvssy...also, pics or GTFO.