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Old 07-15-2014, 03:51 PM   #91
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Default Re: COMEDY SPOT at ISH: Live from the OTC @9:30 PM!

damn i love a comedin . very dissapoint that shark dont not do comeding . when i was child i say to my dad i want be comedin . here are my jokes ; what are a deal with iceland zoo ?? i am right ? why fk** i well go to zoo to see a sheeps and cow ? men and whole zoo smell like a horse shits . if i want see cow i go to nauruprude mom house i am right or what , or that is whale maybe not cow . and talk about whales why do peoples not pur obesity woman to zoo? it are very impressive whale mammel that dont not need water survive . if there were whale zoo i well go there 159-200 time a year i am right ?
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Old 06-13-2016, 10:36 PM   #92
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You guys ever notice how you'll be taking a sh*t, and suddenly you just feel the urge to let out a "Hallelujah" or a "Praise Jesus"? What's the deal with that? I mean, I'm just sitting there, usually just listening to one of my favorite Aretha Franklin hit (cuz nothing makes me have to sh*t more than R-E-S-P-E-C-T!) minding my business, when I'll just snap and get the urge to scream to the lord almighty.

Now back in the day, it would just be three or four times a week. Now I'm sh*tting like theirs no tomorrow, two, three, sometimes four times a day... it's like a curse. I'll just be sitting there and next thing I know, I want to stand up and belt out these holy sayings as if I was auditioning for the next season's "America's Next Top Pope".

Maybe it's the rocks, nails, and glass I'm forced to wipe with, who knows. Yes, I lost a superbowl bet... And almost passing out from blood loss is normal right? Right.

And then waking up in a pool of your own blood? No no no, now that's just weird...

Right?



TELL.

IT.

AGAIN!!!!!!!
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Old 06-14-2016, 12:41 AM   #93
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Kobe phone conversation with stranger girl

KB= Bryany SG: Stranger Girl

SG: Hello?
KB: Hi, how yo doing?
SG: Great... Who are you?
KB: Kobe Bryant
SG: HAhaha... you think you are funny?
KB:I am dead serious! I am Kobe.
SG: Fcuk... I dont have time to waste
KB: I m Kobe! Believe me!
SG: Prove.
KB: Wait... I am sending a pic of me in my house right now.
He sent it.
KB: You got it?
SG: Ya, but I still dont believe you? We can find many Kobe pics on google.
KB: Ok, the only way that I can prove you is by meeting you. DO you agree to meet me?
SG: Where?
KB: At the park near your house, 11 pm. Yo okay?
SG: Ya. Bye
They hang their phones.

KB ( to himself): HAHAHAhahahaha!!! Another white girl trapped!!! I love off-seasons!!!







Next day:
SG: Hello?
KB: Hi, how yo doing?
SG: Great... Who are you?
KB: Kobe Bryant


Oh my god
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Old 06-14-2016, 01:28 AM   #94
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Holy crap. I remember this thread. Lol.
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Old 07-31-2016, 09:48 PM   #95
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You guys ever notice how you'll be taking a sh*t, and suddenly you just feel the urge to let out a "Hallelujah" or a "Praise Jesus"? What's the deal with that? I mean, I'm just sitting there, usually just listening to one of my favorite Aretha Franklin hit (cuz nothing makes me have to sh*t more than R-E-S-P-E-C-T!) minding my business, when I'll just snap and get the urge to scream to the lord almighty.

Now back in the day, it would just be three or four times a week. Now I'm sh*tting like theirs no tomorrow, two, three, sometimes four times a day... it's like a curse. I'll just be sitting there and next thing I know, I want to stand up and belt out these holy sayings as if I was auditioning for the next season's "America's Next Top Pope".

Maybe it's the rocks, nails, and glass I'm forced to wipe with, who knows. Yes, I lost a superbowl bet... And almost passing out from blood loss is normal right? Right.

And then waking up in a pool of your own blood? No no no, now that's just weird...

Right?


:lebrona mazed:



Holy shit Catz I found your song!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=31VMFMuEDtA
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Old 08-01-2016, 11:27 AM   #96
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:lebrona mazed:



Holy shit Catz I found your song!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=31VMFMuEDtA


Someone's gotta be feeling this joint, amirite???


Shit is INFECTIOUS!
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Old 12-23-2017, 11:50 PM   #97
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Goatttttttt
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