Mother from China drops baby in commode
"... she then secretly gave birth to the boy in a fourth-floor public bathroom ..."
- Brenda's Got A Baby: Far East Remix?
So from what I gather, the baby boi "slipped" from his mother's hands/arms and splashed into the pooper, then somehow magically swam down deep enough to get stuck in the sewer pipes. I mean, IDK, seems more like the mother might have been whistling and looking at the ceiling as she quietly pulled the trigger (flusher).
Thank God the child left the hospital with the infant's grandparents, and not the mother or estranged/mysterious out-of-the-picture father.
Baby looks super sad, and it appears some leftover booty-juice still remains in his eyes, because I don't see any (eyes).