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    After extracting a benign growth along his right jaw line what procedure is Lebron James looking to perform?
    Extracting himself from the Cleveland Cavaliers!

    What do you call the three superstars who decided to play together for the Miami Heat next season?
    The Three Mi-Egos

    How do you know you've found Lebron James' cell phone?
    It vibrates and receives calls, but doesn't have a ring!

    Why did Lebron James have a cancer scare earlier this season?
    The Cavaliers almost signed Allen Iverson!

    How Many points did Lebron James score against the Jazz?
    James scored so much, Utah made him an honorary Mormon!


    Why does Drew Carey want Lebron James to stay in Cleveland?
    Because misery loves company!

    What's worst than Lebron James hosting Saturday Night Live?
    Lebron James supporting cast on the Cleveland Cavaliers!

    What did Lebron James eat during his last breakfast in the city of Cleveland?
    Eggs Benedict Arnold!

    Despite Lebron James leaving for the Miami Heat why does Delonte West want to stay in Cleveland?
    Lebron James' Mom!

    Why did Lebron head down South?
    Because his mother went West!

    How does Lebron James know he has a fever?
    When the number on the thermometer matches the number of people in his entourage!

    Why did Lebron James & Chris Bosh decide to play for the Miami Heat?
    The Mayor of South Beach recently declared all paternity tests invalid!

    Why is Dwayne Wade (3 years at Marquette University) proof that basketball players should stay in school?
    He recruited Lebron James (no-college) & Chris Bosh (1 year at Georgia Tech) to take less money and play second fiddle to him!

    What does Lebron and his dad have in common?
    They both leave when times get tough!

    Why is Lebron James not happy about going down South?
    Because his mom is heading West!

    Why doesn't the apple fall far from the tree?
    LeBron chokes in the playoffs, his mom chokes on Delonte!

    Why has BP contacted Lebron James about containing the Gulf Oil Spill?
    Because they want him to clog the pipes with his EGO!

    Why doesn't Lebron James shake the hands of the other team after a game?
    Because they hurt so much from carrying his team all season long!

    LeBron James' girlfriend is pregnant with the couple's third child
    This gives Lebron James the NBA record for most kids with the same woman!

    What do you call three highly spirited all-stars playing for one team in South Beach?
    An injury waiting to happen!

    LeBron must be a french name because he surrenders in the 4th.

    Why did LeBron not go to college? Because he couldnt handle the finals

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    Quote Originally Posted by Xabit
    After extracting a benign growth along his right jaw line what procedure is Lebron James looking to perform?
    Extracting himself from the Cleveland Cavaliers!

    What do you call the three superstars who decided to play together for the Miami Heat next season?
    The Three Mi-Egos

    How do you know you've found Lebron James' cell phone?
    It vibrates and receives calls, but doesn't have a ring!

    Why did Lebron James have a cancer scare earlier this season?
    The Cavaliers almost signed Allen Iverson!

    How Many points did Lebron James score against the Jazz?
    James scored so much, Utah made him an honorary Mormon!


    Why does Drew Carey want Lebron James to stay in Cleveland?
    Because misery loves company!

    What's worst than Lebron James hosting Saturday Night Live?
    Lebron James supporting cast on the Cleveland Cavaliers!

    What did Lebron James eat during his last breakfast in the city of Cleveland?
    Eggs Benedict Arnold!

    Despite Lebron James leaving for the Miami Heat why does Delonte West want to stay in Cleveland?
    Lebron James' Mom!

    Why did Lebron head down South?
    Because his mother went West!

    How does Lebron James know he has a fever?
    When the number on the thermometer matches the number of people in his entourage!

    Why did Lebron James & Chris Bosh decide to play for the Miami Heat?
    The Mayor of South Beach recently declared all paternity tests invalid!

    Why is Dwayne Wade (3 years at Marquette University) proof that basketball players should stay in school?
    He recruited Lebron James (no-college) & Chris Bosh (1 year at Georgia Tech) to take less money and play second fiddle to him!

    What does Lebron and his dad have in common?
    They both leave when times get tough!

    Why is Lebron James not happy about going down South?
    Because his mom is heading West!

    Why doesn't the apple fall far from the tree?
    LeBron chokes in the playoffs, his mom chokes on Delonte!

    Why has BP contacted Lebron James about containing the Gulf Oil Spill?
    Because they want him to clog the pipes with his EGO!

    Why doesn't Lebron James shake the hands of the other team after a game?
    Because they hurt so much from carrying his team all season long!

    LeBron James' girlfriend is pregnant with the couple's third child
    This gives Lebron James the NBA record for most kids with the same woman!

    What do you call three highly spirited all-stars playing for one team in South Beach?
    An injury waiting to happen!

    LeBron must be a french name because he surrenders in the 4th.

    Why did LeBron not go to college? Because he couldnt handle the finals

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    What's the difference between porn stars and lebron? -- Porn stars don't choke when it comes to the big ones.

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    the day after the finals is lebron james day. everybody stops working 12 minutes early.

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    How about these jokes:

    "check my stats"
    "I got a goal and its a big goal. to bring a championship to cleveland"
    "this summer I'll be taking my talents to south beach"
    "not 1, not 2, not 3, not 4, not 5, not 6, not 7..."
    "karma is a b1tch, god sees everything"
    "its cold here in dallas, *cough, *cough"
    "in the end, fans that bash me will be back to their poor lives"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Teanett
    the day after the finals is lebron james day. everybody stops working 12 minutes early.
    Now that is funny

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    Quote Originally Posted by dirtydez


    Great usage of that scene photo. Great movie as well, not as good as the first though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Xabit
    What does Lebron and his dad have in common?
    They both leave when times get tough!

    Why has BP contacted Lebron James about containing the Gulf Oil Spill?
    Because they want him to clog the pipes with his EGO!


    Why did LeBron not go to college? Because he couldnt handle the finals

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    Sarah Palin on the NBA

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    Quote Originally Posted by Teanett
    the day after the finals is lebron james day. everybody stops working 12 minutes early.
    Winner.

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    Don't ask LBJ to break a dollar for you cuz he'll give you back 75 cents since he won't give you the 4th quarter.

    I heard LeBron was going to try out the NHL since they have no 4th quarter.

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    -i have the same amount of rings as lebron and bosh COMBINED

    -LeBron James was just traded to the Florida Panthers. He should be wildly sucessful, since in the NHL, there are only 3 periods.

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