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Old 08-28-2008, 03:57 PM   #1
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Hello Men..I have a friend that is a professor at Midwestern Technical Pre-scholastic Community College for the Arts in Texas. He passed me along this essay, possibly written by our very own Cartmanclone. Enjoy, guys.

Around 2003, some people in the hip-hop community started saying "no homo" after they said something that was kind of suspect. For example, "damn, this banana tastes good...no homo." It started to get kind of funny, to the point where people began saying things on purpose that sounded gay, just so they could use "no homo": For example, "damn, i just want to shove this big juicy banana down my throat..no homo". Around this time, the "no homo" craze was national and everyone was catching on
One day I walked in on both of my two male friends trying on thongs in front of a mirror. My first reaction: "That's Gay!!". My roommate calmly responded, "we said no homo while we were doing this at least 3 times. Hence, its not gay and we're not gay". That's when I started thinking. If "no homo" really erases gay acts and/or makes them not gay acts, then anything goes! In theory, you could please yourself to a picture of John Basedow and just say no homo after you nut, and everything is ok. You're not gay, and what you just did wasn't gay. My question is, what happens if you forget to say "no homo"? Is there a 5 second rule?
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Is there a 5 second rule?
A three second rule.
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Old 08-29-2008, 12:40 PM   #4
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Good stuff Jizzo...
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Good stuff Jizzo...

Dasher, Dasher, Dasher....my name is Stanley, not "jizzo"...thats a very unmanly name by the way
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The Problem is that's not my school
So everything else in the essay is on point then?
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My apologies...
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No homo is f u cking stupid and one of the worst slang words to come out. I think its very homo that people are constantly thinking of homo stuff. What happened to being grown ass men and stop acting like childish high schoolers?
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Weren't we supposed to have coffee the other day? I sat at Starbucks for about 30mins pretending to write a screenplay.
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Weren't we supposed to have coffee the other day? I sat at Starbucks for about 30mins pretending to write a screenplay.

no offense, big dasher, but I'm not really the starbucks type...but I am going to be training for a triatholon, however. Would you like to join me on this manly and strenous adventure?
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If that's an essay I wrote entirely way too much in high school when we got assigned essays.
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