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Old 01-29-2018, 12:20 AM   #1
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Default Who here doesn't use baby wipes?

It's a serious question. Who hasn't tried it? For those that did, and still use toilet paper only, what are your reasons?

$1.49 for 80 wipes

I'm early in the game but I need to invest my time into obtaining knowledge on the ingredients for some wipes. You however can't go wrong for the price. 50% more than toilet paper and maybe less usage but much more reliability and cleanliness.
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Old 01-29-2018, 12:26 AM   #2
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Default Re: Who here doesn't use baby wipes?

I let my dog do the job, way cheaper
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Old 01-29-2018, 12:46 AM   #3
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bidet
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Old 01-29-2018, 01:08 AM   #4
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baby wipes are a great modern invention. take them camping and you won't have to take a shower if u wipe down with em
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Old 01-29-2018, 01:13 AM   #5
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Default Re: Who here doesn't use baby wipes?

The thing is they are not flushable.
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Old 01-29-2018, 04:58 AM   #6
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Default Re: Who here doesn't use baby wipes?

Once you install a $40 bidet in your home, you'll never want to use another toilet again.

Also baby wipes are great. It's fucking 2017 and Americans are still smearing shit in their asscrack with dry, uncomfortable, tissue paper.
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Old 01-29-2018, 05:54 AM   #7
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Default Re: Who here doesn't use baby wipes?

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The thing is they are not flushable.

Yes they are, just buy ones that are.


OP you better be using toilet paper AND THEN the wipes
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Old 01-29-2018, 03:09 PM   #8
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Default Re: Who here doesn't use baby wipes?

How do you use a bidet? Lol, you aim it at your butthole with a joystick getting the water in the right place?? I have never used a bidet in my life
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Old 01-29-2018, 03:12 PM   #9
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Default Re: Who here doesn't use baby wipes?

I just hop in the bathtub after.
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Old 01-29-2018, 03:24 PM   #10
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How do you use a bidet? Lol, you aim it at your butthole with a joystick getting the water in the right place?? I have never used a bidet in my life

Aiming a joystick at your butthole? Wow.

You fa ggot.
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Old 01-29-2018, 04:52 PM   #11
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Americans only use toilet paper to clean themselves after taking a deuce? I’m never eating ass again
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Old 01-29-2018, 05:22 PM   #12
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Default Re: Who here doesn't use baby wipes?

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Yes they are, just buy ones that are.


OP you better be using toilet paper AND THEN the wipes

No they aren't. Even the flushable ones. If it can't disintegrate in water then it's not flushable.
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Old 01-29-2018, 11:20 PM   #13
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Default Re: Who here doesn't use baby wipes?

So I tested this today

Took a shit

Used normal toilet paper to the best of my ability

THEN I dabbed a piece of baby wipes and mad shit was on there I ended up using 3 wipes to fully clean

This entire time I probably would be walking around with caca on the hairs of my ass then
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Old 01-30-2018, 12:01 AM   #14
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Default Re: Who here doesn't use baby wipes?

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So I tested this today

Took a shit

Used normal toilet paper to the best of my ability

THEN I dabbed a piece of baby wipes and mad shit was on there I ended up using 3 wipes to fully clean

This entire time I probably would be walking around with caca on the hairs of my ass then

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Old 02-03-2018, 09:39 AM   #15
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I love wipes but I don't think they are good for your septic tank but fck it doe...


Better a clean arse than a non-poop flooded yard
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