Chappie - 8/10
Overall a good movie, I think most of the stuff they tried to do worked, but I'm a sucker for these types of realistic scifi movies so I'm somewhat biased.
Chappie was a great character, but with a rushed period of where he was learning shit.
Die antwoord guys did a great job in my eyes, they really came off as those types of punk gangster with big aspirations and terrible skills and IQ. Yolandi's a babe.
Story was good, unexpected ending, but I took a point off, because it reminds me of district 9 ending too much. But hey, it's still great.
definitely worth a watch
Don't waste your time. Essentially the same movie, but without cool practical effects and the best parts removed for terrible replacements (What they did instead of the mirror scene was worthy, and replacing the creepy short woman with a bickering divorced couple, ugh). Maybe it would be considered decent if it were original, but nothing was original and the only changes were either pointless or worse than the original.
San Andreas. 7/10. The girl's tits are slowly revealed throughout the movie. Smart move by the writers. First, she has a jacket on over 2 shirts. Jacket comes off, then a shirt comes off, then she gets soaked in water at the end.
Zombeavers. Intentionally retarded in a way that wasn't as clever as it wanted to be. But if you liked Tarantinos half of Grindhouse, this is probably a D- version of that. But you may get something out of it. I don't regret watching it for 75 minutes, for whatever that's worth.