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Old 02-03-2009, 10:50 PM   #1
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Default How to look dope while chattin up fly hunnies on the celly (a pictoral guide)



1- phone must be oversized and completely wack
2- five day old scruff pretending to be 5 o'clock shadow is a must
3- pursed lips in a pouty formation (like you are talking sweet) is a must
4- turd brown hoodie over blue beefy T frames the pic
5- unkempt wanna be chops sideburns add to the flyness
6- conservative faux hawk emo in training lid caps the look

dope, like a pound or a key
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Old 02-03-2009, 10:52 PM   #2
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Or we could just look like you...
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Old 02-03-2009, 10:54 PM   #3
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Or we could just look like you...

I ain't Catz (though I wish I was), I am just a fan who recognizes sheer posting brilliance when I see it.

The guy owns this set.

do the Math:

ISH = #1
Catz = ISH
therefore
Catz = #1

it is all relative, cuz.
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Old 02-03-2009, 10:55 PM   #4
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Originally Posted by Raconteur
I ain't Catz (though I wish I was), I am just a fan who recognizes sheer posting brilliance when I see it.

The guy owns this set.

do the Math:

ISH = #1
Catz = ISH
therefore
Catz = #1

it is all relative, cuz.

How what I posted had to do with Catz, I do not know.

Keep on trying though!
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Old 02-03-2009, 10:58 PM   #5
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Who's that fly nigg@? I bet you he gets a bunch of pre-teen pvssy.
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Old 02-03-2009, 11:03 PM   #6
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I don't know how he doez it, but Raconteur has made me crack up in EVERY SINGLE one of his postz. I'm phuckin holdin my breath right now and I can't explain why. Is it because Catz being a role model is the most absurd and phucktarded idea ever conceived my kindman? Maybe. Is it the consistent clown like avatar? Perhapz. Or is it da username that tops it all.

Great gimmick A+ keep praising ISH'z finest CatzHernandez.
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Old 02-04-2009, 02:59 AM   #7
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sorry for being a little slow and accusing raconteur of being catz, i wanted to mention that i realized this was all sarcasm a few weeks ago but never got the chance to . but yeah this actually is a pretty decent gimmick ..
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Old 02-04-2009, 03:04 AM   #8
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Originally Posted by JEFFERSON MONEY
I don't know how he doez it, but Raconteur has made me crack up in EVERY SINGLE one of his postz. I'm phuckin holdin my breath right now and I can't explain why. Is it because Catz being a role model is the most absurd and phucktarded idea ever conceived my kindman? Maybe. Is it the consistent clown like avatar? Perhapz. Or is it da username that tops it all.

Great gimmick A+ keep praising ISH'z finest CatzHernandez.
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Old 03-10-2009, 09:47 AM   #9
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