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Old 09-17-2006, 04:09 PM   #61
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Why the **** does every single post you two idiots make have two rolling smiley faces? Putting those visual laughtracks in doesn't make your unfunny **** funny.
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Old 09-17-2006, 04:10 PM   #62
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If there was a record for rolling smiley's on one page, page 4 may have taken the cake.
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Old 09-17-2006, 04:12 PM   #63
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Atleast my dad is able to pay my $16,000/year school fees while taking care of other members of the family ( I wonder how that's supposed to be a diss).

Your dad? He couldn't stand your ugly ass mom, he threw himself to the lions instead of spending one more day with Mrs. UglierthanaMonkey OneGoodEye.

What's the deal with you always littering your posts with animals you find back in the homeland? Monkeys? Lions? Next we're gonna hear you say "Your mother boned me faster than a cheetah runs across the grazing land!"
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Old 09-17-2006, 04:12 PM   #64
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If there was a record for rolling smiley's on one page, page 4 may have taken the cake.

Yeah man, Page4 will take the cake and will refuse to share with TMOGE's mom.

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What's the deal with you always littering your posts with animals you find back in the homeland? Monkeys? Lions? Next we're gonna hear you say "Your mother boned me faster than a cheetah runs across the grazing land!"

Nah man, your mom boned me faster than the speed of light.
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Old 09-17-2006, 04:29 PM   #65
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Hey guys, watch me get my post count up while adding absolutely nothing to the post:

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See, that's how your jokes go. You're predictable. I say you got bad acne (you do) and you go, "Naw, that's your mom, she got the bad acne from me going on her face!" I say you're dumb and illiterate and you say "naw, that's your mom, she never learned how to read cause I never let her when we got married!"

You supposedly come from a rich family back in zimbabwe or whatever and your father is paying for your college in Canada and I bet your father just shakes his head when he's asked about you. Probably gonna end up putting a hit out on you.

I know you're african and can't really speak english so I guess that would explain why you're so socially awkward. Professor asks you a question in class about Ponce De Leon and you answer with "Your mom is ponce de leon, thats the reason I pounced on her like a dog after anothers scent!"

Gotdamn exchange student.
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no but seriously though it is pretty funny.
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Old 09-17-2006, 04:30 PM   #66
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Nah man, your mom boned me faster than the speed of light.
'Cos you can't even last with the ugliest.
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Old 09-17-2006, 04:33 PM   #67
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'Cos you can't even last with the ugliest.

Things happen at such high speeds man, it's beyond your understanding. A second with the speed of light could be 3 years to you men.
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Old 09-17-2006, 04:46 PM   #68
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Jerm what exactly are you talking about in this thread?

every post is like

"Nah man, I boned your mom's lizard in 15 milleseconds in the speed of light with TMOGE's cake which is UglierThanAMonkey in her closet while she was mastvrbating and cutting her hair man "
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Old 09-17-2006, 04:52 PM   #69
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Man, I dont check ISH for a day or two and this is what I miss? Hawker, Shogun and Jerm absolutely got owned in this thread.
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Old 09-17-2006, 05:07 PM   #70
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LMAO shogun looks like Epstein from welcome back kotter with that fro

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Old 09-17-2006, 05:07 PM   #71
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What's funny is TMOGE talks about how Jerm MSNs him all day with mother jokes, and Jerm replies with this thread with a mother joke.
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Old 09-17-2006, 05:47 PM   #72
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What's funny is TMOGE talks about how Jerm MSNs him all day with mother jokes, and Jerm replies with this thread with a mother joke.

So true. Bad thing is he thinks he is either funny and/or really getting to the poster.
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Old 09-17-2006, 06:08 PM   #73
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Man, I dont check ISH for a day or two and this is what I miss? Hawker, Shogun and Jerm absolutely got owned in this thread.

I'm with you man. TMOGE killed this thread. Funny stuff.

(And just to get the rolling smilies count up even more...)

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Old 09-17-2006, 06:13 PM   #74
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Two months ago was your last haircut? You act like that was recent

Exactly. Two months time its back to the retarded Madden fro.
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Old 09-17-2006, 06:15 PM   #75
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Nice, classic GOBB. But nothing will touch those shanka chakarta videos from way back in the day. "You hear the way those noobs were talking to me?"
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