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Old 09-17-2006, 10:23 PM   #1
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Exclamation OT: Help, I'm sick..kind of, need Doctor in here

1) How the hell do you get rid of a sore throat? (no pun intended) my gosh, I hate the medicine, takes me like 2 days to get rid of it, isn't there a faster way? (no pun intended) Sore throats give me the worst feeling and taste in my mouth ever. It just makes my day horrible, I can find 20 bucks on the floor and think of my sore throat and I still wouldn't be happy.

2) How the hell do you get rid a stuffy nose? it feels like someone shoved something up my nose and I can't get rid of it. The doctors gave me this spray that I spray in my nose and that thing is complete garbage too. Works for the first 5 minutes and i'm back to my usual stuffy nose.


Ughh, this pisses me off.
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Old 09-17-2006, 10:25 PM   #2
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1) How the hell do you get rid of a sore throat? (no pun intended) my gosh, I hate the medicine, takes me like 2 days to get rid of it, isn't there a faster way? (no pun intended) Sore throats give me the worst feeling and taste in my mouth ever. It just makes my day horrible, I can find 20 bucks on the floor and think of my sore throat and I still wouldn't be happy.

2) How the hell do you get rid a stuffy nose? it feels like someone shoved something up my nose and I can't get rid of it. The doctors gave me this spray that I spray in my nose and that thing is complete garbage too. Works for the first 5 minutes and i'm back to my usual stuffy nose.


Ughh, this pisses me off.

I hope that giant beer can in those commercials crushes you, right about...now.
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Old 09-17-2006, 10:26 PM   #3
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Hmm you want some advice, well your a Raptors fan and I would usually tell you to lick the toilet bowl, but I'm in a good moood since the Niners won.

-Chug some hot tea
-Sleep comfortabely, meaning wear alot of clothing. Sweaters, sweat pants, scarf, you know sweat your ass off.
-Vickers do a great job at relieving your sore throat.

And the most important thing, Chicken Broth. This shyt will make you feel so much better.
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Old 09-17-2006, 10:27 PM   #4
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Man up, bi*ch.
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Old 09-17-2006, 10:27 PM   #5
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Old 09-17-2006, 10:29 PM   #6
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Had both problems for 20 something years. bad allergies. Nasal spray(affrin) is my best friend. throat? Out of luck. Im sick right now. Had a 102 fever yesterday. cough drops, spray, and pain killers done nothing for my throat. Eating something cold helped the most.
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Old 09-17-2006, 10:30 PM   #7
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log off, drink a glass of warm water and hit the sack now
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Old 09-17-2006, 10:30 PM   #8
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You're using the saying "no pun intented" wrong.
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Old 09-17-2006, 10:54 PM   #9
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walk it off rapz...walk it off...
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Old 09-17-2006, 10:57 PM   #10
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Man up, bi*ch.

Seriously.


I had food poisoning and was literally pissing green water out of my ass for a week. I manned up, studied for my 2 exams that week, and took them while in excruciating pain.

There are worse things than a womanly common cold.
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Old 09-17-2006, 10:58 PM   #11
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get some real lemon juice and drink it straight from the bottle , the whole thing. or garrle some hot salt water for about 20 mintues, refilling and filling your cup up.
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Old 09-17-2006, 10:59 PM   #12
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Seriously.


I had food poisoning and was literally pissing green water out of my ass for a week. I manned up, studied for my 2 exams that week, and took them while in excruciating pain.

There are worse things than a womanly common cold.

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Old 09-17-2006, 10:59 PM   #13
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Stop being a little *****.

I've had chest pain that came on as a result of a damn virus for about 2 months now. I was diagnosed with pericarditis, which is an inflammation of the sac that surrounds one's heart. It's getting slowly, slowly better, as it seems anyways... but it's taking a damn long time.

I'll trade you a sore throat for this **** any day of the week.
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Old 09-17-2006, 11:00 PM   #14
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why do babies poop green? i had flashbacks when i started doing it again when i was sick couple weeks ago.
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Old 09-17-2006, 11:10 PM   #15
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It's gods way of paying you back for jerking off into your boxers and then hiding them in the bottom of your hamper while your mom still does your laundry.

Seriously, it's allergies. Take some benadryl you idiot.

Do you even have a neck? All I see when I think of you is a fat face with spiked hair and acne.
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