Originally Posted by Targus™
Completely true. The motherf&cking college deli that I ordered a chicken club sub from f&cking undercooked the bacon, so I got really f&cked up.
Real bad case of food poisoning. Stomach pains and at first, I was having some explosive diarrhea
But as the week progressed, it basically turned to green water comin out since I lost my appetite and had very little food in my stomach. It was basically pissing out of my ass, which felt weird and gave me an idea about how it feels to be a woman pissing.
Also, it was super difficult trying to take those two exams, since my stomach was in knots and I needed to sh&t so unbelievably bad. Add to the fact that it was dead quiet in the auditorium of 200 people, and it was even worse. By the end of those exams, I was basically in tears due to having to hold in all that liquid sh&t.
BTw, i think I set my personal record for longest fart duration during that week. One of my farts was continuous for an entire 7 seconds.