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Old 09-17-2006, 10:15 PM   #16
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Completely true. The motherf&cking college deli that I ordered a chicken club sub from f&cking undercooked the bacon, so I got really f&cked up.

Real bad case of food poisoning. Stomach pains and at first, I was having some explosive diarrhea But as the week progressed, it basically turned to green water comin out since I lost my appetite and had very little food in my stomach. It was basically pissing out of my ass, which felt weird and gave me an idea about how it feels to be a woman pissing.

Also, it was super difficult trying to take those two exams, since my stomach was in knots and I needed to sh&t so unbelievably bad. Add to the fact that it was dead quiet in the auditorium of 200 people, and it was even worse. By the end of those exams, I was basically in tears due to having to hold in all that liquid sh&t.

BTw, i think I set my personal record for longest fart duration during that week. One of my farts was continuous for an entire 7 seconds.
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Old 09-17-2006, 10:16 PM   #17
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You're using the saying "no pun intented" wrong.
yeah I stared at that first paragraph for like 10 straight minutes trying to find any possible pun. what did he think it meant?
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Old 09-17-2006, 10:21 PM   #18
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yeah I stared at that first paragraph for like 10 straight minutes trying to find any possible pun. what did he think it meant?

He probably thought that "no pun intended" meant something else. He most likely meant he didn't want what he said to be read with any sort of sexual connotation, with all the throat stuff...
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Old 09-17-2006, 10:28 PM   #19
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It's gods way of paying you back for jerking off into your boxers and then hiding them in the bottom of your hamper while your mom still does your laundry.

Seriously, it's allergies. Take some benadryl you idiot.

Do you even have a neck? All I see when I think of you is a fat face with spiked hair and acne.

Why do you always bring up old stuff? I thought old people have short term memory.
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Old 09-17-2006, 10:29 PM   #20
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Why do you always bring up old stuff? I thought old people have short term memory.

What? So you admit you jacked off in your boxers...

Uh... ok then...
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Old 09-17-2006, 10:33 PM   #21
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What? So you admit you jacked off in your boxers...

Uh... ok then...

you think that's wierd? how about being in your thirty's @ 30+ years old standing at 6'8 175 pounds without hitting a girl in your life? seems kind of original eh?
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Old 09-17-2006, 10:35 PM   #22
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you think that's wierd? how about being in your thirty's @ 30+ years old standing at 6'8 175 pounds without hitting a girl in your life? seems kind of original eh?

Dude, I just turned 38. I have two years before I become a 40 year old virgin. Cut me some friggin slack, *******!
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Old 09-17-2006, 10:37 PM   #23
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Completely true. The motherf&cking college deli that I ordered a chicken club sub from f&cking undercooked the bacon, so I got really f&cked up.

Real bad case of food poisoning. Stomach pains and at first, I was having some explosive diarrhea But as the week progressed, it basically turned to green water comin out since I lost my appetite and had very little food in my stomach. It was basically pissing out of my ass, which felt weird and gave me an idea about how it feels to be a woman pissing.

Also, it was super difficult trying to take those two exams, since my stomach was in knots and I needed to sh&t so unbelievably bad. Add to the fact that it was dead quiet in the auditorium of 200 people, and it was even worse. By the end of those exams, I was basically in tears due to having to hold in all that liquid sh&t.

BTw, i think I set my personal record for longest fart duration during that week. One of my farts was continuous for an entire 7 seconds.

you are one funny motherf&cker!! i seriously couldn't stop luaghing at this post ....
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Old 09-17-2006, 10:41 PM   #25
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Old 09-17-2006, 10:44 PM   #26
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i can't believe people post their real pictures on a forum. a very bad move.
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good to see after a month off on holiday, nothing changes here, just a whole heap of woman seeing how b!tchy they can be with each other!! Hilarious
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Old 09-17-2006, 10:50 PM   #29
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Old 09-17-2006, 10:50 PM   #30
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anyone ever notice that the purple powerade makes your poop green? or is just me?
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