Cry me a river
Detroit is horrible in general. Bad city, bad teams, bad owners, bad business, bad mayor...
Lets break it down.
Detroit Lions - WORST record EVER in the NFL. This is a record that will stand for eternity.
Detroit Tigers - Just a few years ago, they were one loss away from the WORST record EVER in the MLB... just one game. Then just this past season, they have the second highest payroll in the majors, and fall flat on their ass at the bottom of the division.
Michigan Wolverines - they were the lossers of the BIGGEST upset EVER in sports. Appalachian State anyone? That was last year. This past season was actually worse. Believe it.
Detroit Pistons. - The Atlanta Braves/Buffalo Bills of the NBA. Close but no cigar. Second Place is the first looser... blah blah... oh and now this year is even worse as the Pistons have traded their legendary PG for cap relief. What was a second place team is now a second thought...
And as everyone is saying, Hockey and womens pro basketball don't count. Detroit is actually winners in these sports. But winning in the NHL or WNBA is like going undefeated in preseason
So all you suckers quit yer whinning....
Detroit - the city of loosers... on AND off the field.