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Old 01-07-2009, 01:49 PM   #16
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Default Re: Somekid wants to fight me. I need advice.

throw him 1 2 1 3 5 combo..
jab, straight, jab, hook, kick to the balls

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call his mom and tell her to tell him not to kick ya candy ass
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Old 01-07-2009, 01:49 PM   #17
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Ask the last crip that walked up on him.

Apparently that was Beasley4Sheezy
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Old 01-07-2009, 01:50 PM   #18
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Default Re: Somekid wants to fight me. I need advise.

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Turn it into a heart-warming story where you take the young thug under your wing and teach him how to read and write and develop coherent sentences.
then write a screen play and shop it around.

btw it sounds like this b*tch might be lying to you about something.

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Old 01-07-2009, 02:00 PM   #19
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Default Re: Somekid wants to fight me. I need advice.

no matter how tough you are...no matter how many fools got your back ...

if you fight you guys will have bad blood forever and you will constantly have to wonder about this queer jumping you from behind with his boys.

suck up your pride...apologize....and keep your **** on the down low.

how did he read this girl's messages? something ain't right....

trust me, be the bigger man...make a nice gesture and bury the hatchett.

be grown
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Old 01-07-2009, 02:02 PM   #20
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DO NOT BE SCARED . don't have an ounce of fear in you, be as mad as you possibly can going into the fight, throw elbows, and listen to something like this before :

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R6rKn2tYIbQ
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Old 01-07-2009, 02:22 PM   #21
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then write a screen play and shop it around.

But they have to become best friends at the end, and forget what the original beef was all about.

P.S. - Who still fights over broads? Isn't it 2009? I thought we moved past that already.
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Old 01-07-2009, 02:40 PM   #22
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Turn it into a heart-warming story where you take the young thug under your wing and teach him how to read and write and develop coherent sentences.
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Old 01-07-2009, 02:43 PM   #23
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So im chilling with this girl, and im talking to her on facebook. And i get a PM from a kid that says this
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yo ***** ass ***** why you talkin to my girl u ugly ass mother****a dawg ima bring my bois wopp your ass fool wut **** fool who do u think u r ***** ima jump your ass if you dont shut up...
ugly ass *****

I mean ill fight this kid cause hes younger and smaller. I i got more back than him. So we'ed win a fight but this kid in a gang so i duno if they gonna play fight fair or bring weapons and ****. Also i dont wanna a gang chillen around my family even though my brother is a bad mother****er and would **** them all up. Also the girl doesnt want me to fight him.

What should i do? And if i fight how should i fight him, so i win but i dont mess him up to bad, so he runs to his parents and ****.

Thanks

Here is how you fight a fight you will probably lose:

when standing face to face do this two step move:

1-kick him hard in the shin
2-he will instinctively look down, right when he does ('bang bang' timing is crucial here) throw an upper cut hard into his bent over face (land it right on the nose).

His eyes will water up, his nose will bloody up,hell you may even break it.

Now YOU got the juice.

then you need to pounce on him, take him to ground and go beserker on top or drill him a few more times.

*I would knock him over and get on top, the crowd will instinctively break up a fight that goes to ground. Sh*t ends, you've won.

Strike quick and hard, and then come downhill with fury.

YOU WILL WIN.
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Old 01-07-2009, 03:02 PM   #24
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what izzo said, but i would preferably hit him in the gut then bring his head down and knee his face .
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btw, can we see this girl you're fighting over?
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Old 01-07-2009, 03:12 PM   #25
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I would set up the fight at a Wal-mart parking Lot and bring a huge boom box. Start Playing a BASHY Linkin Park song or Creed . whichever you prefer…bring some nun chucks and paperclips (to extend and poke him with when your nun chucks fail) … start off with the flying monkey stance, which he will counter with the MAD cow stance…you might want to install some snipers on the roof as well. Just in case u get jumped…
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Old 01-07-2009, 03:17 PM   #26
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Ask this kid, "Are you Net-banging bruh?"


Nah, but silly middle school kids.
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Old 01-07-2009, 03:36 PM   #27
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I'd buy the kid a book on spelling and grammar mistakes.
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Old 01-07-2009, 03:37 PM   #28
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When you think you can take him say 1v1 *****. Bringing more back is ***** imo.
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Old 01-07-2009, 03:52 PM   #29
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Challenge him to put up his dukes and settle this matter using strict gentlemanly rules of engagement.
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Old 01-07-2009, 04:44 PM   #30
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lol. This kid is pming you crap like this AND he is in a GANG?? LOL. Wow. So I guess gang members are using facebook to intimidate and start crap with fools these days. My how things have changed...
Ice-T used youtube against Soulja.
Anyway, don't go for it.
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