So im chilling with this girl, and im talking to her on facebook. And i get a PM from a kid that says this
yo ***** ass ***** why you talkin to my girl u ugly ass mother****a dawg ima bring my bois wopp your ass fool wut **** fool who do u think u r ***** ima jump your ass if you dont shut up...
ugly ass *****
I mean ill fight this kid cause hes younger and smaller. I i got more back than him. So we'ed win a fight but this kid in a gang so i duno if they gonna play fight fair or bring weapons and ****. Also i dont wanna a gang chillen around my family even though my brother is a bad mother****er and would **** them all up. Also the girl doesnt want me to fight him.
What should i do? And if i fight how should i fight him, so i win but i dont mess him up to bad, so he runs to his parents and ****.
Here is how you fight a fight you will probably lose:
when standing face to face do this two step move:
1-kick him hard in the shin
2-he will instinctively look down, right when he does ('bang bang' timing is crucial here) throw an upper cut hard into his bent over face (land it right on the nose).
His eyes will water up, his nose will bloody up,hell you may even break it.
Now YOU got the juice.
then you need to pounce on him, take him to ground and go beserker on top or drill him a few more times.
*I would knock him over and get on top, the crowd will instinctively break up a fight that goes to ground. Sh*t ends, you've won.
Strike quick and hard, and then come downhill with fury.
I would set up the fight at a Wal-mart parking Lot and bring a huge boom box. Start Playing a BASHY Linkin Park song or Creed . whichever you prefer…bring some nun chucks and paperclips (to extend and poke him with when your nun chucks fail) … start off with the flying monkey stance, which he will counter with the MAD cow stance…you might want to install some snipers on the roof as well. Just in case u get jumped…