Oh. Well this might be the gayest heist ever. Maybe Kanye West will do a song about it while dancing under strobe lights with a pink shirt on and aviators.
Michael Jackson on the chorus?
It will most assuredly be a manly heist. We will be robbing cruise ships that are docked in the Port of Miami. I need a tough guy, a computer expert, a security expert, wheelmen, boat pilots, a safe cracker, an explosives expert, a stylist, and an inside man.
I think Kanye would be doing the hip sway while clapping his hand to the beat. Then when Michael starts singing he puts his head down and his hands in the air cause he's REALLY feeling it deep down inside somewhere.
Somewhere.
Ya, and you couldn't have picked a gayer location than a ****ING CRUISE SHIP IN MIAMI.
I'll take the gig. It is cold in North Florida, consistently in the low 70s, and have been searching for a reason to fall through the 305. Making some money and maybe twisting some caps back on top of that would make the trip even better. I am also proficient in the use of explosives. I would love to dust off my Anarchist's Cookbook.
I am great in most social situations. I have an intellectual/cultural savvy that has benefited me many times in my life journey. I have a limited knowledge of computers, metaphysics and various social sciences. I can be off help to you, but only for the right price.
I think Kanye would be doing the hip sway while clapping his hand to the beat. Then when Michael starts singing he puts his head down and his hands in the air cause he's REALLY feeling it deep down inside somewhere.
Somewhere.
Ya, and you couldn't have picked a gayer location than a ****ING CRUISE SHIP IN MIAMI.
I think Kanye would be doing the hip sway while clapping his hand to the beat. Then when Michael starts singing he puts his head down and his hands in the air cause he's REALLY feeling it deep down inside somewhere.
Somewhere.
Ya, and you couldn't have picked a gayer location than a ****ING CRUISE SHIP IN MIAMI.
Miami you say? Are travel accommodations and rooming provided by the brains behind the heist? If I get a free vacation, I might join in. But there might need to be a buddy system established for the participants, otherwise I could conceivably miss the job because I'd be drunk on the beach hollerin at skanks.
Hey phuck bags don't forget about me! I'll use my mega |i-LL| mofo powers to hypnotize EVERYBODY in the whole GAWDDAMN PLACE! Wee, wee look at me! I'll tie you to the hood of my car and crash that 'sumbeech into the nearest McIckyD'z PlayPLACE!
I'll serve as the stylist, and I'll most assuredly preserve everybody's sexy with my extravagant knowledge of cologne and tuxedos, and keep the swag running at an All-Time-High.
We'll be Showstoppaz. Attracting the attention of males and females and asexuals alike.
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