This Got Me CRACKING UP!!!

[wTFaMonkey]

http://www.holladaddy.com/



I saw this on another board. But I just wanted to share this with yall LOL!!!!

[Maniak]

That was some funny sh!t

[NY Comeback]

Some of that stuff is gold.

[fiad06]

That guy deserves a ****ing medal!

[statman32]

I read some of that ****. I loved the one where the ***** went from typing "gangsta" to normal and said she typed that way to impress the black folk.

[mhg88]

[johndeeregreen]

I lost it when I read the cholesterol and Alzheimers one.

[johndeeregreen]

God, I almost pissed myself on this one:

"y is it that every1 i tlk to is a cop?"



"I have hepatitis. Do you want to meet up?"

[IlliniFan]

"Hey what's up?"

"Your cholesterol."

omg

This one had me rolling. I love how she continues on like he didn't just diss her. A bunch more cracked me up but that one was awesome.

Edit: wow, i read the rest of it. More hilarity in this one even after the first 2 lines cracked me up. This girl is retarded.

[Manute for Ever!]

hush down gurrl... da dead cant talk. plus, i'z tryin 2 get mah mack on.

gurl, u dont knowz wut u missin, trickazz bustah. eye'll ****in taye up yo azz like a ferris wheel full of gay scubadivers .

[RedBlackAttack]

I couldn't stop reading it... Absolutely epic and fascinating.

This part blew my mind:

awww that is messed up see i only talk like that to impress other black people i dont even spell like that

I wonder who is behind this? It read to me like the work of Maddox...

http://maddox.xmission.com/

[Kebab Stall]

The cholesterol one was hilarious.

Originally Posted by RedBlackAttack

I wonder who is behind this? It read to me like the work of Maddox...

http://maddox.xmission.com/

Yeah, some of the stuff on the there definitly reminds me of Maddox. Even the simple layout of the page is something that makes me think it was Maddox.

[LJJ]

The free condoms one made me laugh.

[playtetris]

gurl, dont be flackin da spizzle wit out even step-step-steppin off da supertraggles. naw mean? Dell PowerEdge 1850 dual xeon n ****. naw mean?


Her:
YeA BoI U HeARd BoUT DaT POWEREDGE 9080 DuAl xeon ..u needa go cop u up `1 of dem...naw mean? dat shyt b on point


Me:
Let us make love, my darling swan princess.


Her:
boi u straight trippn ..do u b talkn lyk dat?


Me:
You'll have to excuse me madam. I do not fully comprehend what you are trying to say. Perhaps if you would enact a slight change in your language stylings, we could communicate with greater ease.

great link... i cannot stop reading this sh*t. way too funny.

[gencbiba]

u like my new pic?


ya dawg, i jus ****in busted 1 out.

gotz me so hard thurr

hoffa


thnax.


so wut r u wearin?


right now im in my under wear and u?


sounds good! what kind?

this one had me rollin.