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Old 02-01-2009, 01:43 PM   #16
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that guy is the man, straight up
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Old 02-01-2009, 02:39 PM   #17
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That math one was hilarious. "As long as you keep me hard like a 4th grade math test"

also
"Foneesha trys to get up but keeps slipping in the blood"
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Old 02-01-2009, 03:04 PM   #18
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i's ova in compton, how bout u gurl?
in upland
I want to tounge kiss your baby cousin.
what is wrong with u
I have syphilis.

Soo jokes , at first I was like wtf, but then I lol'd when I read the later ones.
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Old 02-01-2009, 03:13 PM   #19
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ILL RAPE YO HOLE FAMILY N LEAVE EVERBODY U CAREZ ABOUT DEAD WIT DICKHOLEZ IN THEY EYES

omg
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Old 02-01-2009, 03:17 PM   #20
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ohhh yeah biatch.... i ****in u harder den eva befor. ur startin to scream loudley in eckstasee. i grab 1 of ur pencils on ur desk an start carvin love notez into ur back. da blood runs down ur smokin ass and down ur legs as i continu 2 pull in an out of u. i take out da scissers out of ur mylittlepony bookbag an start cuttin ur hair off as i keep ****in u.
LMAO!!!
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Old 02-01-2009, 10:05 PM   #21
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Me:
YARLY. So wut u gonna do? Wut would u do 2 me if I jus threw u in mah bedroom and started tearin ur clothes off? ;)


Him:
I DONT KNOW WHAT I WOULD DO


Me:
Swing and a miss. Maybe next time, f4ggot
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Old 02-02-2009, 05:52 PM   #22
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Originally Posted by IlliniFan
"Hey what's up?"

"Your cholesterol."

omg

This one had me rolling. I love how she continues on like he didn't just diss her. A bunch more cracked me up but that one was awesome.

Edit: wow, i read the rest of it. More hilarity in this one even after the first 2 lines cracked me up. This girl is retarded.


lol alzhiemers girl is my fav so far had me rollin
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Old 02-02-2009, 06:41 PM   #23
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Well, you don't seem that bad to me so I'll level with you...

Whatever you did, you must have pissed off my boss's boss downtown because he's got the attention of the whole division pointed towards you. What the hell did you do to piss off Commissioner Frederickson?

-Det. Doyle.



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Old 02-02-2009, 06:58 PM   #24
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GURL U'S FIIINE. I STAY OVA ON MURGGLE STREET BY JENSON'S. SO WUT U INTO? WE SHULD GET 2GETHA SUM TIME AND KICK IT.


Her:
fasho lyk i stay by the colliseum on 4OTH PLACE BT WE CAN KICC IT DIS FRI/SAT? ITS UP TOO YU JUST DROP YA NUM OR ILL GIVE YU MINE BABY


Me:
word. we shuld head down 2 smooodle strett ova by the purplenurple and get us sum tenderbuggs. u eva had dat shyt? a sexxi thing lyke u should antoo.


Her:
NO IVE NEVER HAD ONE :}..... SO WHEN ? LOL YU HAVE A CAR ?


Me:
I take great joy in the fact that our speaking in broken English does not distract from our lust for using made up words and fictional names for places that don't exist. And to answer your question... nah i dont guts no car, but i can gets one any time. we shuld hook up an get some skunkertoofs this weekend den chill at mah plce ova on murggle streat. Imma treat u rite all night long.


Her:
LOL THAT SOUNDS GOOD WITH ME PAPI


Me:
The human race is doomed.


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Old 02-02-2009, 07:08 PM   #25
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Prove that it wasn't your girlfriend in the last message by sending me a video of you crushing her face in with a brick.

Had me rollin'

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Old 02-02-2009, 07:36 PM   #26
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SOme of it is funny. But when he does the gimmick where he wants to have sex with their little sisters or whatever is lame. I don't really find that part funny. When he resorts to that, it usually scares them away.
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Old 02-02-2009, 07:40 PM   #27
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Message she sent me:
hey whats up


My response:
Your cholesterol.

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Old 02-02-2009, 07:44 PM   #28
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touchin mah dangerzone, thinkin bout chu.

howbout u?


Him:
thinkin about u


Me:
I hope you die.

Gold!
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Old 02-02-2009, 07:50 PM   #29
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SOme of it is funny. But when he does the gimmick where he wants to have sex with their little sisters or whatever is lame. I don't really find that part funny. When he resorts to that, it usually scares them away.
The funny part about that is just how many of these people AREN'T scared away when he starts talking about the pictures of the kids.

Like this chick...

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The comment I left:
sheeet son, Id buss up in dem guts, fo'reelreelz


The message she sent me:
WHATS GOOD WIT IT


My response:
nuttin much gurl, jus gettin mah stroke on to sum stuff in yoz myspaces picturs


Her:
O FA SHO... WHAT MADE U COMMENT MAH PIX OUT OF THE BLUE


Me:
nawreason. jus browsin an stumbld accros yo spaces. den i saw dat pictur of dat cutie an den just had 2 play sum pocketgolf


Her:
DAMN LOL LET ME REFRAZE THAT, THAT WAS MAH BABY SISTER PIX U COMMENTED...IF U THOUGHT THAT WAS MAH BABY LIKE FROM ME LOL NAW

She seems more upset over the fact that I wasn't talking about her rather than the notion of a full grown adult who can't speak English ****ing her baby sister.


Me:
ahh it b cool, yo. eedah way, dat ***** be slammin!

holland


Her:
lol but yeah were u live at


Me:
i'z ova in compton right now at da men's sheltah. where u at?


Her:
upland


Me:
werd son, werd.




...and, even more disturbingly, this guy...

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Photo comment I left:
hellz yea nicca, i'd buss up in dem guts fo'realrealz


The message he sent me:
WUT IT DO YO? THANKS 4 THE COMMENT.


My response:
no worry nicca, dat ***** be fly


Him:
YEAH, THAT'S MY NIECE, SHE IS 5 YRS OLD. CAN I HAVE YOUR NUMBA?

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Old 02-02-2009, 07:59 PM   #30
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Just finished reading all of it, and thats good sh!t.

Man, I wanna take some of those peoples AIMs and piss em off
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