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Old 02-02-2009, 12:47 PM   #1
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Default Empty mailbox leads to tragic accident.

Imagine you're checking the mail up at the end of your driveway across the road and as you close your empty mailbox you turn back around and suddenly twist and break your ankle.



Now you're sitting helpless there in the middle of the road. The break was so severe you've fallen and you can't get up. You hear this loud rumbling noise way off in the distance. You see a huge 18 wheeler coming into sight. This fucker is flying!



You begin to panic a bit. Surely this guy will realize up ahead there's a helpless dude in the middle of the road and will stop before squashing you like a bug. The truck gets a bit closer... no change in speed... he gets a bit closer... the guy must have his system bumpin' as you recognize what he's listening to right away...

"Roll on highway, roll on along, roll on Daddy 'til you get back home, roll on family, roll on crew, roll on mama like I asked you to do!"

Dumbfounded beyond belief you see the asshole driver isn't slowing down worth a shit - instead he's jerkin' it to this old Alabama song!

ROLL ON!



You start throwing your arms up in the air out of desperation...

The truck driver suddenly realizes and tries like hell to avoid you ...

Unfortunately he was too late.

The end.
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Old 02-02-2009, 01:19 PM   #2
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Default Re: Empty mailbox leads to tragic accident.

If there's an 18 wheeler barreling towards you, you'll get out of the way... broken bones be damned.
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Old 02-02-2009, 03:02 PM   #3
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If there's an 18 wheeler barreling towards you, you'll get out of the way... broken bones be damned.

Yeah, you still got two fucking arms and knees........if you can't crawl out of there (which you should, a broken ankle doesn't take away your ability to crawl), you can atleast drag yourself out of there.
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Old 02-02-2009, 03:16 PM   #4
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Read again you goons.



This means you can't do a gawddamn thing but sit there in the middle of the road helpless.

If you still disagree, you're a shithead.

The problem is jackass........I'm someone who had such a severe break I snaped both bones clean in half. I was drunk stepped in a hole and fell over and broke both the tibia and fibia clean in fucking two. You can't get any more "severe" than that. (I pretty much hobbled myself, like that dude in the movie misery.....and even that guy was able to crawl around with two broken legs) You know what I did, I crawled my drunk ass inside the house, stumbled over to the bar, and started shooting shots of tequila to kill the pain and went to the hospital the next morning when I was sober. The bad thing was though is I drank so much alcohol in a attempt to kill all of the pain, I completey forgot that I broke my ankle so when I went to get out of bed the next morning and stood up I almost passed out from the pain......lets just say, that wasn't my brightest 12 hours, but large amounts of alcohol will cause you to do stupid things.

A broken ankle regardless of how severe it is, doesn't inable you from getting around, people with no damn legs can get around.......especially if there's a damn semi coming towards you and your life was in danger.

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Old 02-02-2009, 03:47 PM   #5
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Default Re: Empty mailbox leads to tragic accident.

I bet if Chun Li hit your stupid drunk ass with her spinning bird kick you'd be one helpless fuck. You'd be like "OMG, I can't get up, I can't get up!" ... then she'd be like "Hahaha - Guess Not!"
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Old 02-02-2009, 03:53 PM   #6
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Default Re: Empty mailbox leads to tragic accident.

So what the hell is the point of this thread? It's not, "how would you get out of the way of an 18 wheeler with broken ankles." It's not even asking a question. It's just saying, "you're going to get hit by an 18 wheeler and die if this happenes to you. End of story."

Great to know you haven't lost your touch, Josh. Just fuckin' ridiculous.
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Old 02-02-2009, 03:55 PM   #7
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So what the hell is the point of this thread? It's not, "how would you get out of the way of an 18 wheeler with broken ankles." It's not even asking a question. It's just saying, "you're going to get hit by an 18 wheeler and die if this happenes to you. End of story."

Great to know you haven't lost your touch, Josh. Just fuckin' ridiculous.

Good gawd - always so f-ing serious.

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Old 02-02-2009, 04:01 PM   #8
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I bet if Chun Li hit your stupid drunk ass with her spinning bird kick you'd be one helpless fuck. You'd be like "OMG, I can't get up, I can't get up!" ... then she'd be like "Hahaha - Guess Not!"

Yeah, it's a good thing I don't ever have to worry about running into a video game character at the bar.
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Old 02-02-2009, 04:04 PM   #9
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Good gawd - always so f-ing serious.

This has nothing to do with serious. It has to do with utter stupidity. If you were trying to be funny, that's another story. Still a waste, but at least you had some sort of agenda with the thread. This? It's just drivel. No point whatsoever. Just writing down random thoughts and clicking the submit button.
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Old 02-02-2009, 04:05 PM   #10
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Read again you goons.



This means you can't do a gawddamn thing but sit there in the middle of the road helpless.

If you still disagree, you're a shithead.

you can't be serious. You really think a broken ankle prevents you from moving? Do you EVER get out? Heck, even if someone ripped your leg off, you could still roll your body off the road.
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Old 02-02-2009, 04:38 PM   #12
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Default Re: Empty mailbox leads to tragic accident.

why the hell cant i crawl or roll away?

didnt Shaun Livingston get up and walk after his knee exploded?
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Old 02-02-2009, 06:02 PM   #13
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why the hell cant i crawl or roll away?

didnt Shaun Livingston get up and walk after his knee exploded?
That's my first thought. Don't need legs to be able to roll around. Even if they damn ground was covered in glass, you'd roll right through that stuff to get out of the way of a big truck.
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Old 02-02-2009, 08:47 PM   #14
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why the hell cant i crawl or roll away?

didnt Shaun Livingston get up and walk after his knee exploded?

Because you cant ok! You just...well you just cant! Its like a bad scary movie where the victim is on the ground. Everyone is screaming get up. Run! Get out of there. And they dont. Thats the same situation. You're a stupid individual with no sense whatsoever stranded because you have to be hit. You just...well you just have too! Ok? Geeze. You cant do anything. Your fate has been sealed. Why attempt to unseal it and use whiteout to change what has to happen? Why? You cant do it. You just...well you just cant!

By this time you're sitting there saying this is stupid. Josh is stupid in Dutch.
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i dont see the point to this thread
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