I'm sure most of you old farts can relate with me.
I hate them because they have "internet."
We didn't have that back then, so if we wanted to do a research paper, off we went to the microfiche and to "Dewey."
The biggest reason I hate them is....
They have instant access to PORN.
I remember growing up, and trying to catch a glimpse of a piece of titty from a scrambled cable reception. I had to stay up late and catch "En La Cama Con Porcel" (Youtube that if you don't know what I'm talking about). The best thing that I had besides that was "They Came From Outer Space" on channel 13 (L.A.). When we finally got real cable, I was relegated to "Silk Stalkings" to get my.... uhhh.... you know on. Some shows came (pun intended) and went, such as ACAPULCO HEAT and even Baywatch.
But these lucky fuhchkers have immediate hardcore pron available.
Damn I wish I was 13 in this era, I'd really have some hairy hands.
hey i was really poor gorwing up so i had to borrow tapes from my freinds
i remember the first one porn i ever saw was called gushing orgasms
I must've been 14 when I saw my first magazine and 15 til I saw my first movie.
And here's the sad/gay/pitiful part about it.....
It was always like.... "I got this porn magazine that I stole from my uncle" so it would be 3 of us staring at it. Or going to that one dude that has those bad parents house, to watch porn. So its yourself and 4 other dudes watching porn in some other dude's house.
It kinda defeats its purpose because you can't do anything.
And Oh lord save your soul if you have to get up to get something!
These lucky bastards have porn in their CELL PHONES!!!!!
IMAGINE THAT SHYT?!!!!!
You can have videos with you in the restroom now!!!! forget looking at the SEARS catalog bra section, these lucky fuhchers have portable porn that they can take into the restroom. We had to REMEMBER the small glimpse of what could've been a titty from the scrambled reception while we were in the john.
And if a different thought popped into your head and messed up your concentration.... well there it goes.... *sigh* had to look for the closest thing that could get you back in the mood.