The Time Has Come - ISH Needs a King

[catzhernandez]

People of Insidehoops, I come to you today with the hopes of a simple ear to be lent to what I, Catz J. Hernandez, hopes that you, poster of Insidehoops.com/forum, finds acceptable and worthy enough to be your king.

To say that this job is meaningless is BLASPHEMY!

And to all the naysayers and Catz haters, I say step up.

I will rule this nation with not only an iron fist, but an open heart, and parties beyond imagination.

The time has come, Catz Hernandez is here.

I promise that if I'm elected, there WILL NOT be anymore gay poses made by Lilojmayo , there WILL NOT be any other threads made by Interminator asking how your dick tastes, never again will we have to read another bballer thread begging for rep.

Oh no, for I will slay them with my Sai. Because oh yes, every great King carries a set of Sais.

Insidehoops, I ask of you, am I worthy to be your King?

[TakitoEspanoza]

The fact that you wanna be a king on a messageboard is not a good thing, get in school dude.

[catzhernandez]

Originally Posted by TakitoEspanoza

The fact that you wanna be a king on a messageboard is not a good thing, get in school dude.

You are nothing but racist trash.

The mere fact that you think you can go on a glorified racist rant towards B-Low of all people is despicable. You make your King sick, you tubby worthless piece of redneck dickmeat.

Lift up your belly, 10 bucks says a jellybean is hiding under there.

[Sanity]

As long as its understood that I remain Vice president.

[HisAirness]

Originally Posted by catzhernandez

You are nothing but racist trash.

The mere fact that you think you can go on a glorified racist rant towards B-Low of all people is despicable. You make your King sick, you tubby worthless piece of redneck dickmeat.

Lift up your belly, 10 bucks says a jellybean is hiding under there.

You have to self-approve your own posts before anyone will take you seriously.

[TakitoEspanoza]

Originally Posted by catzhernandez

You are nothing but racist trash.

The mere fact that you think you can go on a glorified racist rant towards B-Low of all people is despicable. You make your King sick, you tubby worthless piece of redneck dickmeat.

Lift up your belly, 10 bucks says a jellybean is hiding under there.

I am a redneck? lol thanks for letting me know that!

Me racist? Yep, thats why I voted for Obama

And I dislike B-Low, not because hes black, but because hes a pompus jerk that thinks hes above everyone else.

[rufuspaul]

You're not black enough to get elected this year.

[i seen hippos]

Uh....I already own copyrights for the name KING. Perhaps if you only use lower case letters at all times I will not sue you.

[hito da god]

Originally Posted by TakitoEspanoza

I am a redneck? lol thanks for letting me know that!

Me racist? Yep, thats why I voted for Obama

And I dislike B-Low, not because hes black, but because hes a pompus jerk that thinks hes above everyone else.

this is gonna take over the 'i can't be racist, i have black friends!' line.

'i can't be racist, i voted for obama!'

[BULLZ]

I would like to apply for the position of village idiot.

I will bribe you with full season length tapes of 60s basketball if I have to.

[Sanity]

Originally Posted by hito da god

this is gonna take over the 'i can't be racist, i have black friends!' line.

'i can't be racist, i voted for obama!'

I lol'd too.

[TakitoEspanoza]

Originally Posted by hito da god

this is gonna take over the 'i can't be racist, i have black friends!' line.

'i can't be racist, i voted for obama!'

[v-unit]

lame

[catzhernandez]

Originally Posted by BULLZ

I would like to apply for the position of village idiot.

I will bribe you with full season length tapes of 60s basketball if I have to.

Hmmm, one must think this over...

Insidehoops already has a pretty god village idiot, matter of fact two of them in lilmarcgasol and Interminator.

Give me time.

[HisAirness]

"Hereeee Hereeee"

Shouldn't it be "Hear ye! Hear ye!" 'neath your username, my good King?