The Time Has Come - ISH Needs a King

[MarloStanfield]

Originally Posted by catzhernandez

Oh ****?

Let's do it then, Hoss.

Step up and give me your best.

I accept your challenge.

Yes. Lord Hernandez has spoken. I will gladly moderate this challenge if necessary.

Good luck to both parties.

[catzhernandez]

Originally Posted by MarloStanfield

Yes. Lord Hernandez has spoken. I will gladly moderate this challenge if necessary.

Good luck to both parties.

This epic battle for the ages must wait until daybreak.

A KING needs his rest.

[Laker4Lyfe]

Originally Posted by catzhernandez

People of Insidehoops, I come to you today with the hopes of a simple ear to be lent to what I, Catz J. Hernandez, hopes that you, poster of Insidehoops.com/forum, finds acceptable and worthy enough to be your king.

To say that this job is meaningless is BLASPHEMY!

And to all the naysayers and Catz haters, I say step up.

I will rule this nation with not only an iron fist, but an open heart, and parties beyond imagination.

The time has come, Catz Hernandez is here.

I promise that if I'm elected, there WILL NOT be anymore gay poses made by Lilojmayo , there WILL NOT be any other threads made by Interminator asking how your dick tastes, never again will we have to read another bballer thread begging for rep.

Oh no, for I will slay them with my Sai. Because oh yes, every great King carries a set of Sais.

Insidehoops, I ask of you, am I worthy to be your King?

Actually I was thinking more along the lines of "ISH needs a Queen"

[catzhernandez]

Originally Posted by Laker4Lyfe

Actually I was thinking more along the lines of "ISH needs a Queen"

Let's make a prince.

[HisJoeness]

Originally Posted by Laker4Lyfe

Actually I was thinking more along the lines of "ISH needs a Queen"

Nothing against you Queen but the Peoples Liberation Party of ISH has to seize power from Catz and. . .if you happen to be collateral damage. . .so be it.

[rufuspaul]

My good Lord Catz, one cannot do battle on an empty stomach. I offer my services as Court Chef. I have prepared your table:



and I suggest the following main course:

[JayGuevara]

All I have to say is this.

I'm like the Ace of the game, that means it's none higher
Got niiggas in all black, I'm behind hits like an umpire.

Pardon my thug, but Jay > these supposed kings.

[i seen hippos]

Originally Posted by JayGuevara

All I have to say is this.

I'm like the Ace of the game, that means it's none higher
Got niiggas in all black, I'm behind hits like an umpire.

Pardon my thug, but Jay > these supposed kings.

I like my *****es on top anyways.

[jbot]

Originally Posted by catzhernandez

Let's make a prince.

[InspiredLebowski]

Apparently, Queen's "Another One Bites The Dust" clocks in at 100 BPM, which also happens to be the target on chest pumping during CPR. So if you ever find yourself in such a predicament w/o a watch, just hum the tune. And should your CPR prove useless, at least they went out to a fitting song.

[ALBballer]

I wanna blow my load on your face. I don't know why I want to do it, but I think it's essential.

Does that make me weird?

[NBACha]

1st thing ISH king would need to do would be to stop referencing this board as ISH. Inside Hoops is TWO words, thus it should be called "IH".

[Legend of Josh]

You can't be King...

"I am the King of Hearts in a universe of spades" - Legend of Josh

[Legend of Josh]

Originally Posted by ALBballer

I wanna blow my load on your face. I don't know why I want to do it, but I think it's essential.

Does that make me weird?

No that in itself doesn't make you weird... but considering you have posted such on the internets, does.

[lilmarcgasol]

The king has returned and his name is lilmarcgasol