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Old 04-08-2009, 02:21 AM   #46
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You guys ever notice how you'll be taking a sh*t, and suddenly you just feel the urge to let out a "Hallelujah" or a "Praise Jesus"? What's the deal with that? I mean, I'm just sitting there, usually just listening to one of my favorite Aretha Franklin hit (cuz nothing makes me have to sh*t more than R-E-S-P-E-C-T!) minding my business, when I'll just snap and get the urge to scream to the lord almighty.

Now back in the day, it would just be three or four times a week. Now I'm sh*tting like theirs no tomorrow, two, three, sometimes four times a day... it's like a curse. I'll just be sitting there and next thing I know, I want to stand up and belt out these holy sayings as if I was auditioning for the next season's "America's Next Top Pope".

Maybe it's the rocks, nails, and glass I'm forced to wipe with, who knows. Yes, I lost a superbowl bet... And almost passing out from blood loss is normal right? Right.

And then waking up in a pool of your own blood? No no no, now that's just weird...

Right?
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Old 04-08-2009, 02:21 AM   #47
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Sorry it's so short, again, I was in a hurry, and I'll do another for tomorrow.
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Old 04-08-2009, 02:27 AM   #48
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Lol, this actually worked in a way. This thread is hilarious. But for all the wrong reasons
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Old 04-08-2009, 02:29 AM   #49
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You guys ever notice how you'll be taking a sh*t, and suddenly you just feel the urge to let out a "Hallelujah" or a "Praise Jesus"? What's the deal with that? I mean, I'm just sitting there, usually just listening to one of my favorite Aretha Franklin hit (cuz nothing makes me have to sh*t more than R-E-S-P-E-C-T!) minding my business, when I'll just snap and get the urge to scream to the lord almighty.

Now back in the day, it would just be three or four times a week. Now I'm sh*tting like theirs no tomorrow, two, three, sometimes four times a day... it's like a curse. I'll just be sitting there and next thing I know, I want to stand up and belt out these holy sayings as if I was auditioning for the next season's "America's Next Top Pope".

Maybe it's the rocks, nails, and glass I'm forced to wipe with, who knows. Yes, I lost a superbowl bet... And almost passing out from blood loss is normal right? Right.

And then waking up in a pool of your own blood? No no no, now that's just weird...

Right?

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Old 04-08-2009, 02:29 AM   #50
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Lol, this actually worked in a way. This thread is hilarious. But for all the wrong reasons
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Old 04-08-2009, 02:30 AM   #51
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I was afraid of that.
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Old 04-08-2009, 02:32 AM   #52
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You guys ever notice how you'll be taking a sh*t, and suddenly you just feel the urge to let out a "Hallelujah" or a "Praise Jesus"? What's the deal with that? I mean, I'm just sitting there, usually just listening to one of my favorite Aretha Franklin hit (cuz nothing makes me have to sh*t more than R-E-S-P-E-C-T!) minding my business, when I'll just snap and get the urge to scream to the lord almighty.

Now back in the day, it would just be three or four times a week. Now I'm sh*tting like theirs no tomorrow, two, three, sometimes four times a day... it's like a curse. I'll just be sitting there and next thing I know, I want to stand up and belt out these holy sayings as if I was auditioning for the next season's "America's Next Top Pope".

Maybe it's the rocks, nails, and glass I'm forced to wipe with, who knows. Yes, I lost a superbowl bet... And almost passing out from blood loss is normal right? Right.

And then waking up in a pool of your own blood? No no no, now that's just weird...

Right?


its so stupid its funny
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Old 04-08-2009, 02:33 AM   #53
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its so stupid its funny
That's what I was going for, thank you , thank you.
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Old 04-08-2009, 02:41 AM   #54
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That's what I was going for, thank you , thank you.

Ok. You must be ****ing retarded to think that was in any way funny. I found it more pathetic.
I agree though that this comedy idea is not going to work, clever but not feasible.
I know i couldnt do any better but that really was not funny.

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Old 04-08-2009, 02:55 AM   #55
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Ok. You must be ****ing retarded to think that was in any way funny. I found it more pathetic.
I agree though that this comedy idea is not going to work, clever but not feasible.
I know i couldnt do any better but that really was not funny.

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Old 04-08-2009, 03:05 AM   #56
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Dangit my throwin' tomatoes went rotten waiting for the comedy to start. Now i gotta go pick a fresh bunch for the next thread

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Old 04-08-2009, 08:18 AM   #57
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So sorry yall. Had to go to this frat thing last night. I got my crappy material ready so I can go first on the next thread... Ive got it all finished.
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Old 04-08-2009, 04:39 PM   #58
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So sorry yall. Had to go to this frat thing last night. I got my crappy material ready so I can go first on the next thread... Ive got it all finished.
I know, it was hard to come up with anything the first time, and I did that in about 5 minutes...
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It was pretty funny.
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