Re: COMEDY SPOT at ISH: Live from the OTC @9:30 PM!
Originally Posted by catzhernandez
You guys ever notice how you'll be taking a sh*t, and suddenly you just feel the urge to let out a "Hallelujah" or a "Praise Jesus"? What's the deal with that? I mean, I'm just sitting there, usually just listening to one of my favorite Aretha Franklin hit (cuz nothing makes me have to sh*t more than R-E-S-P-E-C-T!) minding my business, when I'll just snap and get the urge to scream to the lord almighty.
Now back in the day, it would just be three or four times a week. Now I'm sh*tting like theirs no tomorrow, two, three, sometimes four times a day... it's like a curse. I'll just be sitting there and next thing I know, I want to stand up and belt out these holy sayings as if I was auditioning for the next season's "America's Next Top Pope".
Maybe it's the rocks, nails, and glass I'm forced to wipe with, who knows. Yes, I lost a superbowl bet... And almost passing out from blood loss is normal right? Right.
And then waking up in a pool of your own blood? No no no, now that's just weird...