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Old 03-29-2008, 08:43 AM   #1
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and you had three minutes of his undivided attention

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Old 03-29-2008, 10:32 AM   #2
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Old 03-29-2008, 11:32 AM   #5
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You're awkward.

He just finished watching the Sopranos. Such an impressionable clown.
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Old 03-29-2008, 11:33 AM   #6
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I'd like to open a dog workout facility where you can come rent my equipment or have your dog dropped off to be ran for an hour or so.

I'm thinkin you'd need to take a barn, or one of those air-domes they have for softball or golf. I'd divide up length-wise into skinny 100 yard runs with nets so the dogs are separated.

I'd rent out Chuckits, frisbees, and other toys to use. Or have them drop off their dog for an hour to be ran.

I have a high energy Aussie-Lab and she is unbearable if she isn't played with. I take her to a football field and play chuckit with her. I can throw the tennis ball 110 yards with a chuckit and she will do 100 yard sprints back and for 1-2 hours straight.

She is an angel the rest the day after that. Just lies around and sleeps cos she's so tired. Rich people with dogs must have the same problems.
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Old 03-29-2008, 11:34 AM   #7
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This thing saved my life. Anyone who owns a dog; this will be the best 9.99 you ever spent:

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I'd like to open a dog workout facility where you can come rent my equipment or have your dog dropped off to be ran for an hour or so.

I'm thinkin you'd need to take a barn, or one of those air-domes they have for softball or golf. I'd divide up length-wise into skinny 100 yard runs with nets so the dogs are separated.

I'd rent out Chuckits, frisbees, and other toys to use. Or have them drop off their dog for an hour to be ran.

I have a high energy Aussie-Lab and she is unbearable if she isn't played with. I take her to a football field and play chuckit with her. I can throw the tennis ball 110 yards with a chuckit and she will do 100 yard sprints back and for 1-2 hours straight.

She is an angel the rest the day after that. Just lies around and sleeps cos she's so tired. Rich people with dogs must have the same problems.

Way to promote American laziness, jerk!
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This thing saved my life. Anyone who owns a dog; this will be the best 9.99 you ever spent:


Pooper scoop/dog scratcher/slash tennis ball launcher/
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I definitely use it for 2 out of the 3.


She doesn't like to be scratched
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Pooper scoop/dog scratcher/slash tennis ball launcher/


Just gotta make sure you don't get things mixed up

Don't bag up the balls in a plastic trash bag, and don't scoop up the sh*t and launch it for him to fetch.........
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He just finished watching the Sopranos. Such an impressionable clown.

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is this about the fact that i'm 100% white and am still blacker than you despite how hard you try?

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I would assure him that I am not as lame as starface.
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I would assure him that I am not as lame as starface.

its hilarious that everyone attacks me after i post pics of myself. i actually PROVE that im a stud and get with girls, and every jealous, sexually frustrated clown on this site who is reduced to beating off to internet porn on a nightly basis gets enraged with envy by my mere presence.

seriously dude, you make it way 2 obvious. you get no puzzy.

you get no puzzy.
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its hilarious that everyone attacks me after i post pics of myself. i actually PROVE that im a stud and get with girls, and every jealous, sexually frustrated clown on this site who is reduced to beating off to internet porn on a nightly basis gets enraged with envy by my mere presence.

seriously dude, you make it way 2 obvious. you get no puzzy.

you get no puzzy.

True I have never dipped my ebony endowment into puzzy, but I have had more than my fair share of vagina. I have never seen thee, but more than likely you are an average looking guy, who gets his fair share of poon. I can assure that I do not choke my chicken to Internet porn as I also get my fair share of shones. I also am confident enough to not be intimidated by women with sumptuous asses because my wang is not bite-sized it is family-sized.

I also am not enraged by your presence I very rarely notice it. In this thread you posted awkward lame replies, that lacked wit, and were not cutting in the very least. Please refine your smack skills before you line up against moi. I feast on clowns and vagina.

PS: It does not mean much if you have pictures with broads, anyone can whip out a digital camera at a club/party and have girls flock to them. It is a scientific fact that girls like to have their picture taken.
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