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Old 05-02-2009, 02:53 PM   #1
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Default I just stepped on a shard of glass

Where did it come from? I don't know. There's blood on my white carpet. It was really small and I had to dig it out deep so now have a large gash on my heel that won't stop bleeding. Fuck this, I was just about to leave to go play basketball too. John McClane eat your heart out.
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Old 05-02-2009, 02:54 PM   #2
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Tetanus shot?

Hardcore if you don't.

Wait, white carpet? No off color? WTF? You need some beige or egg shell up in that motherf*cker.

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Old 05-02-2009, 02:58 PM   #3
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Old 05-02-2009, 02:58 PM   #4
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Make sure you fish all the glass out! Otherwise it's gonna make it's way into your bloodstream, dice up your arteries, then pierce your heart. Don't die on us Randy!
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Old 05-02-2009, 02:59 PM   #5
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Yippy Kay-eh mutherphucker!!
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Old 05-02-2009, 03:01 PM   #6
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Tetanus shot?

Hardcore if you don't.

Wait, white carpet? No off color? WTF? You need some beige or egg shell up in that motherf*cker.

It's like beige or some sh*t, it's certainly not dark.

HOW DO I MAKE SURE ALL THE GLASS IS OUT???!?!!?
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Old 05-02-2009, 03:02 PM   #7
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vacum over it 20 times back n fourth.. better yet get ya bitch to clean it up
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Old 05-02-2009, 03:03 PM   #8
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Gotta clean it out with alcohol, then just ram a surgical knife in there and feel for glass. If you hit the bone, you know you've gone too far, turn around, start over.
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Old 05-02-2009, 03:06 PM   #9
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Gotta clean it out with alcohol, then just ram a surgical knife in there and feel for glass. If you hit the bone, you know you've gone too far, turn around, start over.
I think hes talking about his carpet
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Old 05-02-2009, 03:07 PM   #10
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You sure?
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Old 05-02-2009, 03:10 PM   #11
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not really but i think so because he talked about the color of a carpet 1 line above it so i just assume, maybe im wrong?
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Old 05-02-2009, 03:13 PM   #12
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I meant out of my heel, not carpet. F*ck the carpet, I'm moving in a few months. I just opened up the cut and cleaned it out real good, got a little piece out. I got it all out now. Hopefully
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Old 05-02-2009, 03:15 PM   #13
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I meant out of my heel, not carpet. F*ck the carpet, I'm moving in a few months. I just opened up the cut and cleaned it out real good, got a little piece out. I got it all out now. Hopefully
The glass going into your blood stream and killing you is a myth. I'm pretty sure hateraid was just kidding. Maybe you're kidding too, but I'm just going to point it out just in case.
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Old 05-02-2009, 03:16 PM   #14
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Neener neener neeeenerrrrrrrrr!

I was riiiiiiiiiiight.

IN YOUR FACE CANADIANBALLER!
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Old 05-02-2009, 03:17 PM   #15
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The glass going into your blood stream and killing you is a myth. I'm pretty sure hateraid was just kidding. Maybe you're kidding too, but I'm just going to point it out just in case.

I know a shard of glass can't fit through miniscule blood vessels. I'm more worried about infection in the cut from not being able to find the last tiny little fragments of glass.
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