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Old 07-01-2009, 08:04 PM   #16
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And Im a drug lord.
ive posted pics of my grades, dont need to lie here. as it stands im smarter than u till u post u rgrades

dont chirp thanks
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Old 07-01-2009, 08:06 PM   #17
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Old 07-01-2009, 08:36 PM   #18
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ive posted pics of my grades, dont need to lie here. as it stands im smarter than u till u post u rgrades

dont chirp thanks
So tell me how I can take you with a ounce of phucking credibility when you type like a preteen girl in a chatroom? If you are so phucking smart, try acting it instead of making yourself look like more of an idiot and source of unintentional humor than you need be.

Stop chirping on the English language, duster.
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Old 07-01-2009, 08:39 PM   #19
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lol dude r u ill literate? there is nothing wrong with my englih if u think there is then u shud proll go back to grade 2 or so where they teach u to speak it

or maybe you just in the sloww clas at school and have reading problems dont know not my business i am sorry for your intelectual misfortunes tho
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Old 07-01-2009, 08:41 PM   #20
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wow, that was really funny.
i want to pull something like this someday.
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Old 07-01-2009, 08:42 PM   #21
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lol dude r u ill literate? there is nothing wrong with my englih if u think there is then u shud proll go back to grade 2 or so where they teach u to speak it

or maybe you just in the sloww clas at school and have reading problems dont know not my business i am sorry for your intelectual misfortunes tho
Bolded every single grammar/spelling issue, and I think I missed some.

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Old 07-01-2009, 09:36 PM   #22
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Wow, does this kid realize that you can press backspace on the computer and correct your errors?
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Old 07-01-2009, 09:42 PM   #23
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do you realizd this is the internet and i dont care about a few small grammer and pelling mistakes that no one else should care about unless their a nerd ?
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Old 07-01-2009, 09:45 PM   #24
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I've seen a very similar one going around the internet for a while but this is also pretty good

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Dear Mom and Dad,

It has now been three months since I left for college. I am
sorry for my thoughtlessness in not having written before. I will
bring you up to date but before you read on you had better sit down.
Okay?

I am getting along pretty well now. The skull fracture and
concussion I got when I jumped out of my apartment window when it
caught fire after my arrival here is pretty well healed. I only spent
two weeks in the hospital and now I can see almost normally and only
get these sick headaches once a day. Fortunately the fire and my jump
were witnessed by Roger an attendant at the gas station, and he was
the one who called the fire department. He also visited me in the
hospital, and since I had nowhere to live he was kind enough to invite
me to share his apartment with him. He is a very fine man, and we are
planning to get married. We haven't set the date yet, but it will be
before my pregnancy begins to show. His divorce is final now, and he
shares custody of his 3 children.

The reason for the delay in our marriage is that Roger has a
minor infection which prevents us from passing our premarital blood
tests, and I carelessly caught it from him. This will soon clear up
with the penicillin injections I am taking daily.

Now that I have brought you up to date I want to tell you that
there was no fire, I did not have a concussion or skull fracture, I was
not in the hospital, I am not pregnant, I am not engaged, I do not have
syphillis, and there is no divorced man in my life. However, I am
getting a "D" in Art and an "F" in Biology and I wanted you to see
these marks in the proper perspective.


Your loving daughter,
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Old 07-01-2009, 09:49 PM   #25
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And Im a drug lord.
Well, that explains a lot about u I suppose
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Old 07-01-2009, 11:14 PM   #26
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do you realizd this is the internet and i dont care about a few small grammer and pelling mistakes that no one else should care about unless their a nerd ?

Really dude? You're bragging about how smart you are, and a guy calls out your horrible writing, then you say only nerds care about grammar and spelling... But you made 8 mistakes in this sentence, and are claiming you are smart.

Pick either I'm smart and can spell things, or don't play the smart card unless you can actually type coherently.

You f*cking spelled grammar and spelling wrong for Christ's sakes.



Oh, and the OP was funny.
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Old 07-01-2009, 11:23 PM   #27
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lol dude r u ill literate? there is nothing wrong with my englih if u think there is then u shud proll go back to grade 2 or so where they teach u to speak it

or maybe you just in the sloww clas at school and have reading problems dont know not my business i am sorry for your intelectual misfortunes tho
Please. Just stop. Just stop.

Also, weren't you doing Geometry in Senior year?
You're really smart, buddy.
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Old 07-01-2009, 11:31 PM   #28
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Really dude? You're bragging about how smart you are, and a guy calls out your horrible writing, then you say only nerds care about grammar and spelling... But you made 8 mistakes in this sentence, and are claiming you are smart.

Pick either I'm smart and can spell things, or don't play the smart card unless you can actually type coherently.

You f*cking spelled grammar and spelling wrong for Christ's sakes.

Repped for accuracy.

Erudus you look like a retard when you type like that, I can't take anyone seriously that actually tries to look stupid. I mean if you are as "smart" as you claim, what's wrong with actually showing it? Basically all you are doing is typing I am smart whilst every other action you take is screaming "I am stupid".

Intelligent people aren't afraid of looking intelligent, they don't make a conscious effort to appear stupid like you are.
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Old 07-01-2009, 11:34 PM   #29
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do you realizd this is the internet and i dont care about a few small grammer and pelling mistakes that no one else should care about unless their a nerd ?
I love how quick you are about calling someone a nerd. You are the king of all elementary playgrounds, Canadianballer.

Im not a nerd, and pleaze dont go around calling someone on a phucking message board a nerd, because face it, you yourself are also on a computer/blackberry/phone/laptop too, so you have no ground to insult someone. I find it annoying when people about you brag how phucking smart they are and proceed by making more grammar mistakes then China makez toy carz.
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Old 07-02-2009, 12:03 AM   #30
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I love how quick you are about calling someone a nerd. You are the king of all elementary playgrounds, Canadianballer.

Im not a nerd, and pleaze dont go around calling someone on a phucking message board a nerd, because face it, you yourself are also on a computer/blackberry/phone/laptop too, so you have no ground to insult someone. I find it annoying when people about you brag how phucking smart they are and proceed by making more grammar mistakes then China makez toy carz.
Sounds more like hypocrisy to me. He's telling everyone how they shouldn't act, but he does it anyways.
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