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Old 07-15-2009, 03:16 PM   #16
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I'm gonna make a drive to the party mansion and drink and do drugs with hippos while listening to metal and banging Canadian skanks. It'll be a good time.
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Old 07-15-2009, 03:19 PM   #17
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7000 sq ft aint a mansion.....that's just a big house

If I had a mansion to myself for 5 days, I would just invite chicks over go through an ounce or two.....stay in my robe for 5 days straight and drink Patron lol
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Old 07-15-2009, 03:20 PM   #18
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I'm gonna make a drive to the party mansion and drink and do drugs with hippos while listening to metal and banging Canadian skanks. It'll be a good time.

+1 What time do you want us hippos?
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Old 07-15-2009, 03:22 PM   #19
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I'm gonna make a drive to the party mansion and drink and do drugs with hippos while listening to metal and banging Canadian skanks. It'll be a good time.

I'd let you in no prob. You'd wanna walk past the security with a lawn mower to avoid suspicion though. Jk no security, but I will pay if you do my lawn.
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Old 07-15-2009, 03:24 PM   #20
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7000 sq ft aint a mansion.....that's just a big house

If I had a mansion to myself for 5 days, I would just invite chicks over go through an ounce or two.....stay in my robe for 5 days straight and drink Patron lol

We call that a mansion. That's not including basement.
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Old 07-15-2009, 03:25 PM   #21
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I'd let you in no prob. You'd wanna walk past the security with a lawn mower to avoid suspicion though. Jk no security, but I will pay if you do my lawn.

Deal. I offer an affordable lawn care service. If the girls are easy enough, I'll do complimentary edging.
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Old 07-15-2009, 03:27 PM   #22
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We call that a mansion. That's not including basement.

fair enough....

I remember back in HS we used to go over whoevers house that was on the water and extremely big.....didn't matter if we knew them or not

Good times...
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Old 07-15-2009, 03:28 PM   #23
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We call that a mansion. That's not including basement.

Depends. I grew up in a 1500 sq. ft. house so 7000 would be a mansion to me as a kid. My city house now has 5000 sq. ft. so I would consider 7000 large but not gargantuan.
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Old 07-15-2009, 03:28 PM   #24
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Deal. I offer an affordable lawn care service. If the girls are easy enough, I'll do complimentary edging.
That reminds me of Family Guy...

"Do you just wanna like, leave a strip here, or something?"

"No, Glen"

"ALRIGHT WE'RE GOING BRAZILIAN"

Back on topic, you are damn lucky hippos.
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Old 07-15-2009, 03:30 PM   #25
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Deal. I offer an affordable lawn care service. If the girls are easy enough, I'll do complimentary edging.

Sweet. I always "forget" to do the edging so my dad does it. LOL

You should come during the school year cause UWO has the hottest girls in canada. It's not bad now either though.
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Old 07-15-2009, 03:33 PM   #26
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Do your parents know that they are leaving their home in the hands of a psychotic drug fiend or do they consider you the model child?
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Old 07-15-2009, 03:36 PM   #27
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Do your parents know that they are leaving their home in the hands of a psychotic drug fiend or do they consider you the model child?

They don't care as long as I graduate and find a job....not that they know everything about me, but they know I drink way too much and have certain other habits. Other than that however, I pretty much am a model son.

Plus, all it takes is Febreeze.

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You should print out a flier in the shape of a bicep with the words,

"WHAT UP?! We're 3 cool guys looking for other cool guys... To hang out in our party mansion. Nothing sexual. Fitness is encouraged, if you're fat you should be able to find humor in the little things. Nothing Sexual."

I'm not interested in other guys. Sorry.
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Old 07-15-2009, 03:42 PM   #28
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Plus, all it takes is Febreeze.

That truly is a great product.
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Old 07-15-2009, 03:54 PM   #29
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Dude, it's from 'It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia'.

Never seen it.

I just hope my buddy doesn't bring psychos this time. We couldn't take it so we ditch these girls dt, but their car was at my house so they bang on the door at around 3:30 am. I had to drag them out of my house at 8 cause I had to go to court.

One thought she should be allowed to stay in my house until I got back.....lol
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Old 07-15-2009, 04:02 PM   #30
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They don't care as long as I graduate and find a job....not that they know everything about me, but they know I drink way too much and have certain other habits. Other than that however, I pretty much am a model son.
Plus, all it takes is Febreeze.



I'm not interested in other guys. Sorry.


LOL my mum thinks i'm a model son as well. Not that I do drugs but she has no idea what my other activties include especially when im out. She also still has no idea what I got up to when I went over to the states last year
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