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Old 04-28-2009, 06:07 PM   #1
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Default Wilt Chamberlain was actually a short, fat midget with no coordination
He could barely make an open layup.

He could barely even tie his shoes

I think he was actually functionally retarded, and legally blind

I'm also not sure he even existed. Might just be made-up

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Old 04-28-2009, 06:11 PM   #2
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Default Re: Wilt Chamberlain was actually a short, fat midget with no coordination
so he's not my dad?
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Old 04-28-2009, 06:12 PM   #3
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Default Re: Wilt Chamberlain was actually a short, fat midget with no coordination
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so he's not my dad?

There's only a 5%, maybe 7% at the most chance he's your dad

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Old 04-28-2009, 06:26 PM   #4
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Somebody ban this troll, insulting Wilt like this.
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Old 04-28-2009, 06:30 PM   #5
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Did someone hack this guys account?
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Old 04-28-2009, 06:33 PM   #6
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Did someone hack this guys account?
Nah he's just joking.
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Default Re: Wilt Chamberlain was actually a short, fat midget with no coordination
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He could barely make an open layup.

He could barely even tie his shoes

I think he was actually functionally retarded, and legally blind

I'm also not sure he even existed. Might just be made-up

Jeff

exactly.

here's a non-airbrushed pic. wilt is on the right.
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Old 04-28-2009, 06:37 PM   #8
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Default Re: Wilt Chamberlain was actually a short, fat midget with no coordination
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He could barely make an open layup.

He could barely even tie his shoes

I think he was actually functionally retarded, and legally blind

I'm also not sure he even existed. Might just be made-up

Jeff

No one even played this game before 1980,according to some ISH posters, did they?

I think this guy MUST be a myth since knuckleheads on the ISH have never seen him play & allegedly virtually outplayed Kareem in every statistical category head to head ,(but scoring) past his prime & on a bum knee.

Thanks for pointing out the ridiculousness.
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wut

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Considering that Wilt had so many alleged love affairs, do you guys think it's possible that many of his illegitimate children are playing in the NBA right now?





Anybody see a resemblence?
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Considering that Wilt had so many alleged love affairs, do you guys think it's possible that many of his illegitimate children are playing in the NBA right now?



Anybody see a resemblence?

or... how about comparing wilt and this guy? see it?

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Considering that Wilt had so many alleged love affairs, do you guys think it's possible that many of his illegitimate children are playing in the NBA right now?





Anybody see a resemblence?

Seriously if anyone has a photo of Dwight Howard he does remind me a bit of young Wilt.
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This is why trolls are so common place at ISH, even the owner is one.
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Fact:

Wilt once opened a can of whoop ass on a Mountain lion. Poor thing never stood a chance.
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