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Old 10-20-2006, 08:49 PM   #31
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I've never had a territorial girl-fight over me end in an orgy, all I get are messes of another variety. What be I doing wrong milord?
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Old 10-20-2006, 08:58 PM   #32
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Exhibit A: Ryan, Sandy and Beverly.

Ryan: "I understand you are both angry. I didn't mean to hurt any of your feelings. I just needed time to find out what I wanted in life. There is no reason why you two can't get along though. It is neither of your faults."

Sandy: " I guess you're right."

Bev: "Ya, we were kinda childish."

Ryan: "The way I see it, this is an opportunity for all three of us to become closer. Why not turn a bad thing into a good thing?"

Sandy: "Ya, i guess we can have sex."

Bev: "Sounds good to me."

Ryan: "Uhhh...that is NOT what I had in mind. We should be friends first. Besides, I will never have sex outside of a serious relationship."

Sandy and Bev: "Then relate to this...."

That's how it's done Kwajo. Play them against each other, make up, then pretend like you don't want any so they feel like they're in control. works all the time.
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Old 10-20-2006, 09:14 PM   #33
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Originally Posted by LAZYBOY
My experiences with casual sex, the chicks end up thinkin they're your girlfriend anyway. Girls are territorial and insane.

Best post of the whole thread right here. Couldn't describe it any better...
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Old 10-21-2006, 12:17 AM   #34
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Originally Posted by TheBynumProject
I hardly ever do, unless the other girl is really hot.
what a sh!tty question.

if you have to ask this question then i think you understand something is wrong with you.
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