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Old 09-09-2009, 09:22 PM   #16
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Hmm where to start:

= Called attention to myself in seventh grade and started stapling my forearm to show off. In front of the teacher, after 9/11
- Screamed "Hi Jack" instead of "Yo" or "What it do" on the field trip bus to Williamsburg, VA.
- Gettin far too friendly with police officers on weekendnights.
- Went to the back of a 7/11 Parking lot fence and threw rocks at cars with friends when there was a police officer who lived sixty feet back in a house.
- Provided my passport to a bunch of Saudi Arabian thuglets who photocopied that sh!t for identity theft purposes. Claimed that they would escort people around.
- Told some Afghan basketball fan to fake my death on a basketball internet message board.
- Hmmm messed around with Bunsen Burners and my tongue.
- Said "cum dumpster" out loud in a strongly feminist Women's Studies class.

Glad, I stopped relinquizhin to peer pressure
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Old 09-09-2009, 09:49 PM   #17
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Old 09-09-2009, 09:50 PM   #18
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I ate dog food once.
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Old 09-09-2009, 09:50 PM   #19
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not exactly dumb, but pretty funny..

i was in eight grade and this dude two seats to my left farted. so the teacher got mad at him. when the teacher got mad at him, the dude on his right started laughing, and got into sh!t as well. i laughed after the second dude got in trouble, got into sh!t too..
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Old 09-09-2009, 09:52 PM   #20
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not exactly dumb, but pretty funny..

i was in eight grade and this dude two seats to my left farted. so the teacher got mad at him. when the teacher got mad at him, the dude on his right started laughing, and got into sh!t as well. i laughed after the second dude got in trouble, got into sh!t too..


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Old 09-09-2009, 09:53 PM   #21
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No protection and saying ah **** it. Led to a scare or two.
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Old 09-09-2009, 09:54 PM   #22
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While drunk once a few years ago, I was at a party and picked up a coke can that belonged to my friend, a commemorative coke can from the 1992 World Series, and proceeded to drink it. Needless to say, coca-cola almost 2 decades old isn't very good.
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Old 09-09-2009, 09:55 PM   #23
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No protection and saying ah **** it. Led to a scare or two.

Been there before, my girl wasn't sure about her birth control
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Old 09-09-2009, 11:26 PM   #24
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got a detention slip in 4th grade for peeing on a tree during recess.
when i was drunk i knocked over a the beer pong table, blacked out fell asleep and woked up and knocked it over again.
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Old 09-09-2009, 11:34 PM   #25
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When I was a kid, I shot my cousin in the eye with a cheap bbgun. (didn't know it was loaded but still a retarded move)
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Old 09-09-2009, 11:37 PM   #26
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-I was at my friends house, fell asleep under a pool table, got up and smashed my head against it.
-I broke into an abandoned house and stole some baseball cards
-I went with some idiots to a latin festival and they wanted to be hard saying F the latin kings(gang) about 10 seconds later, I am sprinting for my life trying to jump into a moving car. After riding around in the trunk for 2 minutes, I finally was able to sit down in the car.
-Jumping on a trampoline, no net, by a fence and a shed in 40 mph winds.
-Throwing a grape on a bus
-Trying to take a shortcut through a farm, getting caught and having some white guy shooting at us
-Many more.
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Old 09-09-2009, 11:40 PM   #27
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-I was at my friends house, fell asleep under a pool table, got up and smashed my head against it.
-I broke into an abandoned house and stole some baseball cards
-I went with some idiots to a latin festival and they wanted to be hard saying F the latin kings(gang) about 10 seconds later, I am sprinting for my life trying to jump into a moving car. After riding around in the trunk for 2 minutes, I finally was able to sit down in the car.
-Jumping on a trampoline, no net, by a fence and a shed in 40 mph winds.
-Throwing a grape on a bus
-Trying to take a shortcut through a farm, getting caught and having some white guy shooting at us
-Many more.

Seems like doing dumb things is a habit for you...
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Old 09-09-2009, 11:41 PM   #28
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Way too many to list over my four years of college.
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Old 09-09-2009, 11:42 PM   #29
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Seems like doing dumb things is a habit for you...
That was all in my freshman year of highschool.
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Old 09-09-2009, 11:46 PM   #30
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i've done some dumb shti, but relating to those who have had scares...

i busted up in this girls guts during spring break, the jimmy broke. upon this realization i took her to the crooked doctor on the strip who charged me $125 for the plan B. this was before you could just get it in cvs or wherever next to the skittles.

this basically drained a significant portion of my rationed funds but at least it gave me inner peace knowing that piece didn't birth me something.
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