so many incidents to mention, most of which happened when i was highly inebriated.
- climbing up part of a 60m cliff face without a harness after a day spent fishing and drinking. there was a moment where my foot slipped on some loose rocks and my life flashed in front of my eyes. a similar incident occurred at our 'schoolies' week (cancun equivalent), but this time i was not the culprit. my mate climbed along the outside of our 25th floor balcony whilst BLIND DRUNK. i was flipping out.
- getting hammered and going skinny dipping in a pool in the middle of the city. i subsequently proceeded to climb up the sun protector shades (clothed) and bounce on them like a trampoline
- this incident occurred when i was about 18. after one of the first dates with one of my ex gfs, i was in a horrible state. i'm talking staggering/stumbling around, shouting random gibberish, etc. anyways, i was on the other side of the city, and so i got loaded into a cab by the girl and her mates. i had no money whatsoever, and so when i got to my parent's house, i was helped to the door by the cab driver. my parents had to foot the $70 bill. needless to say, my mum was castigating me in my room about drinking so heavily and being irresponsible. it was at this point - i have no recollection of this btw - i decided it would be a great idea to whip out my sh*t and take a piss on the carpet of my room. i had my back to my mum, but unfortunately i had a massive mirror wall in my room and she witnessed the whole thing
- getting so drunk that i completely missed the fact that i could've had a threesome to lose my virginity. i'm talking two girls sitting there, one of whom was showing me her tattoo (her pubic region), and i'm there swigging cask wine and telling idiotic jokes.