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Old 09-24-2009, 11:13 PM   #1
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Default Breaking News!!!!: PleezeBelieve on schedule to have sex with three women on Saturday

Ok here's the deal:

Its this latina girl I been talking to off and on for a year now. She speaks so-so English and she's short, but she's kinda a hot. She's got short hair and a solid bod.

Now, me and her haven't officially had sex but I got close. Real close. But I'm getting the feeling she wants me to wine and dine her to get the ass. I'm not on that, though. Not that she's a bad chick, but its just that I got other things on my radar.

Anyway, the girl is really kinda diggin me. She likes that I'm tall and got an athletic build. But she won't give the ass up on a booty call. I try to coerce her to come over but she won't bite.

But anyway, you can tell she thinks I she's not the type I like -- you know, I got height requirements for my woman -- so she's told me on several occasions that she has friends who I might like. Now keep in mind I send this girl all kind of pictures of me. I know she's shown them off.

So getting to the gist of this thread, she just text me asking if I want to go to a concert on Saturday. I was like -- ahhhh, who's the concert for -- right?? And I'm thinking she wants me to pay, too. She replies like this....

"A local group and you can meet my two single friends just for $10"

So I'm like and reply...

"Can i have all three of you???"

She's like...

"I don't know! Depend on u, how good and athletic u r"

Me: and go on to say...

"I'll be good and athletic then...you know that. I'll be there!!!"

Her: "Great! I hope you don't embarrass me :)"

Me: "I won't cause I'm sure u already showed them my pic anyway"

Her: "But in the pic they can't know ur skills"

Me:



Now let's talk about this.
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Old 09-24-2009, 11:14 PM   #2
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Default Re: Breaking News!!!!: PleezeBelieve on schedule to have sex with three women on Saturday

Is she a 12 years old?

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Old 09-24-2009, 11:16 PM   #3
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Does she go to your Junior High?
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Old 09-24-2009, 11:16 PM   #4
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Default Re: Breaking News!!!!: PleezeBelieve on schedule to have sex with three women on Saturday

Wrong Forum Kid...
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Old 09-24-2009, 11:16 PM   #5
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Damn, I meant this for the OTC Forum.

Move this sh*t.
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Old 09-24-2009, 11:17 PM   #6
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Old 09-24-2009, 11:17 PM   #7
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Ok here's the deal:

Its this latina girl I been talking to off and on for a year now. She speaks so-so English and she's short, but she's kinda a hot. She's got short hair and a solid bod.

Now, me and her haven't officially had sex but I got close. Real close. But I'm getting the feeling she wants me to wine and dine her to get the ass. I'm not on that, though. Not that she's a bad chick, but its just that I got other things on my radar.

Anyway, the girl is really kinda diggin me. She likes that I'm tall and got an athletic build. But she won't give the ass up on a booty call. I try to coerce her to come over but she won't bite.

But anyway, you can tell she thinks I she's not the type I like -- you know, I got height requirements for my woman -- so she's told me on several occasions that she has friends who I might like. Now keep in mind I send this girl all kind of pictures of me. I know she's shown them off.

So getting to the gist of this thread, she just text me asking if I want to go to a concert on Saturday. I was like -- ahhhh, who's the concert for -- right?? And I'm thinking she wants me to pay, too. She replies like this....

"A local group and you can meet my two single friends just for $10"

So I'm like and reply...

"Can i have all three of you???"

She's like...

"I don't know! Depend on u, how good and athletic u r"

Me: and go on to say...

"I'll be good and athletic then...you know that. I'll be there!!!"

Her: "Great! I hope you don't embarrass me :)"

Me: "I won't cause I'm sure u already showed them my pic anyway"

Her: "But in the pic they can't know ur skills"

Me:



Now let's talk about this.
how long ago was those facebook pics taken??? No way they think you have a great build unless those pics are from like 3 years ago. U are a short skinny dude.
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Old 09-24-2009, 11:18 PM   #8
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Now it's just obvious your 15ish, since you keep trying to play into this.

Give up. No one cares.
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Old 09-24-2009, 11:19 PM   #9
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Now it's just obvious your 15ish, since you keep trying to play into this.

Give up. No one cares.
No, this is true. Updates coming.
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Old 09-24-2009, 11:19 PM   #10
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Breaking news, Pleezebelieve was kidnapped by 40 year old men. No one is searching for him atm.

p.s. Pleezebelieve's parents are throwing a house party, ISH is invited.
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Old 09-24-2009, 11:19 PM   #11
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PB's no taller than the guy on the right.
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Old 09-24-2009, 11:20 PM   #12
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PB's no taller than the guy on the right.

He is the guy on the right.
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Old 09-24-2009, 11:20 PM   #13
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Old 09-24-2009, 11:20 PM   #14
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Why the fck would I read all that bullsh*t
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