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Old 09-25-2009, 04:43 PM   #1
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Default your favorite sexually graphic song lyrics.

please post your favorite sexual lyrics. link the song with when the verse starts.

here is one i had to dig for. ghostface killah- strarberry. start at like 1:10.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWWAY...eature=related

Five and a half in Boys, ass is off the hook
High school *****, heard you got the best nookie
Sugar walls, watch and love, slide right on my dick
Gon' palm on ya ass like this while you ridin' it
I'm about to *** boo-boo, chill for a sec
Feel it at the tip, ma', ya *****'s too wet
One false move and I'ma blast like the very first time
Burnt you with candle wax fast while you was slobbin' mine
Dick is sensitive, you move, baby here it is
Oh Lord, that's what you look to move, you dumb broad
Comin' for days, wettin' ya cage
My dick is like the sprinklers and maybe ya dush, I'm here to save the day
Solomon was wise and I got fifty other *****es
Some eat *****es, some *****es **** my ******
Solomon was wise and I got fifty other *****es
Some eat *****es, some *****es **** my ******

i found it by goggling "high school *****, i heard you got the best nookie". . the feds will be at my residence shortly.
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Old 09-25-2009, 04:45 PM   #2
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Default Re: your favorite sexually graphic song lyrics.

yo bytch i fukced your friend

ya you stank ho

i seen her on the elevator

honey grabbed my cangos
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Old 09-25-2009, 04:49 PM   #3
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jeez, this entire song is absurd, but the most memorable verse...start at 1:12.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tka1jPGMyOs

You're the type of ***** don't appreciate sheeeit
Never had sheeeit, so you won't be sheeeeit
That ***** there, couldn't satisfy a hair
on my body, treat me like a lolli and slob me down
*SLURP, SLURP* I'm Doo Doo Brown! Hehahahaha
Tossed salad, oh you in some **** now
Callin me a dog, well leave a dog alone
Cause nothin can stop me from buryin my bones
in the backyard, of someone else's house
Ol Dirt Dog, but I'm not dog out
Here comes Rover, sniffin at your ass
But pardon me *****, as I **** on your grass
That means hoe, you been ****-ted on!
I'm not the first dog that's ****ted on your lawn

the amount of narcotics and prostitutes necessary to make this song were innumerable. hilarious voice inflection throughout.
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Old 09-25-2009, 04:49 PM   #4
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yo bytch i fukced your friend

ya you stank ho

i seen her on the elevator

honey grabbed my cangos

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Old 09-25-2009, 04:56 PM   #5
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more graphic porn rap by ghost. i'm still waiting on a certain poster to mind rape this thread.

go to 1:33. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UT3kKsxEuCk

yo, but on the otherside of town it's toney
laid up, this white chick wanna gargle my nuts
i put the baileys down, tapped the blunt out
grabbed her by her hair
watched blondie love whip my d1ck out
spit drippin down my balls, she slober me
that's right, suck that d1ck get it hard for me
pyrex in one hand
large amount of grams in it rocked up
and she pregnant my lil man got her knocked up
he popped up (oh ****)
i'm like a crooked cop, richard gear
big smirk on getting my c0ck sucked
he pulled the joint out a bullet spun out
it was too late, already nutted on the side of her mouth
side of her face and hair like something bout mary
i can't front my son gun look scary
chill she's a hoar
you knew her from the time we ran trains on her
and you still went ****ed her raw
c'mon son, give me the gun
you gon kill me over this bum ass b1tch?
you can't resist
remember vel had her in the telly taking a fist
watch how you aiming that ****
you should be aiming at trish
she take a bone like a rib eye steak and rouse cris
yo be easy on the trigger son
you squeezing the fifth
i only did it just to show you she's the easiest b1tch
he came close had to dump him
n1gga give me that ****!

ghost is like the master of weird sexual experiences put to lyric.
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Old 09-25-2009, 04:57 PM   #6
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dtH6-7rj_TU

big booty hoes- notorious b.i.g w/ too short (the king of pervy songs)

some of my favorite lyrics of the song:
"I got a b*tch that suck my d*ck til I nut
Spit it on my gut and slurp that s*it back up
Ain't that a slut (HELL YEA) she even take it in the butt
F**k for bout a hour, now she want a golden shower
You didn't know that we be pissin on hoes, b*tch"

"When the moon rises, I'm c*mming in her eyes-es"

"Sucked all day, smokin blunts, countin' cheese
F*cking b*tches til they a$$holes bleed"

"I like em cute, round t*ts and fat a$$es
Educated, so I can bust off on they glasses
I wanna c*m on your tongue and gums, all night
The b*tch drink nuts by the pint "

"I pulled out my d*ck, she called me rude, but then she ate it like food"- pure poetry, i swear.
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Old 09-25-2009, 04:59 PM   #7
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dtH6-7rj_TU

big booty hoes- notorious b.i.g w/ too short (the king of pervy songs)

some of my favorite lyrics of the song:
"I got a b*tch that suck my d*ck til I nut
Spit it on my gut and slurp that s*it back up
Ain't that a slut (HELL YEA) she even take it in the butt
F**k for bout a hour, now she want a golden shower
You didn't know that we be pissin on hoes, b*tch"

"When the moon rises, I'm c*mming in her eyes-es"

"Sucked all day, smokin blunts, countin' cheese
F*cking b*tches til they a$$holes bleed"

"I like em cute, round t*ts and fat a$$es
Educated, so I can bust off on they glasses
I wanna c*m on your tongue and gums, all night
The b*tch drink nuts by the pint "

"I pulled out my d*ck, she called me rude, but then she ate it like food"- pure poetry, i swear.

yeah too short is a nasty SOB. i can't help but crack a shady smile reading that.
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Old 09-25-2009, 05:02 PM   #8
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when rappers say "**** her til her ass bleeds" i always thought it was funny when someone would spin it, i forgot who, but they said "**** her til her nose bleeds". how in the hell?

her is rza playing bill clint.

Rejuvenated, honey kept her throat lubricated
Let off so much ?, N-Sync couldn't recuperate it
Back scratchin, eyes squintin, Dusk to Dawn
Quentin Tarantino type porn, like Lewinsky-Bill Clinton
Suck it down with no commercial,
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Old 09-25-2009, 05:02 PM   #9
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2 Live Crew - Pop that *****
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Old 09-25-2009, 05:04 PM   #10
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2 Live Crew - Pop that *****

2 Live Crew- any song

nasty hooligans.
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Old 09-25-2009, 05:05 PM   #11
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Wait till you see my dyck.
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Old 09-25-2009, 05:07 PM   #12
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2 Live Crew - Pop that *****

my friend, who is a bit older than me, booked 2 live crew at his frat house at the university of alabama (this was probably 7-8 years ago). he says they were NASTY and brought all these nasty a$$ girls. i distinctively remember him telling me that one of the members "girlfriends/groupies" was this black girl who had a HUGE tattoo of a d*ck between her t*ts where the tattoo extended all the way up to her neck cause it was showing the splatter of the c*m. classy broads.
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Old 09-25-2009, 05:09 PM   #13
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3J0utfYWJvg



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7dXZD...eature=related

hmmm, you dirty little slut.
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my friend, who is a bit older than me, booked 2 live crew at his frat house at the university of alabama (this was probably 7-8 years ago). he says they were NASTY and brought all these nasty a$$ girls. i distinctively remember him telling me that one of the members "girlfriends/groupies" was this black girl who had a HUGE tattoo of a d*ck between her t*ts where the tattoo extended all the way up to her neck cause it was showing the splatter of the c*m. classy broads.


Yeahhhh Miami's finest. Used to listen to these dudes in the really early 90's when they broke out, but there was no internet back then and no one would give them airplay so their popularity was strictly 10 o'clock news popularity. Still a great group to listen to if you're at a party.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jf85UlP9g_g

classic

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Old 09-25-2009, 05:14 PM   #15
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any too short, lil kim, 2 live crew would fit here
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