If John Deere Green was a nightmare of a Shakespeare Character he'd be Mon Leer Dream
If John Deere Green was an acre of grass on the front of a suburban residence, he'd be Lawn There Green.
If John Deere Green was a snippet of cinema involving two early to rise alcoholics he'd be Dawn Beer Scene
If John Deere Green was a terrorist investment scam he'd be Pon(zi) Fear Scheme.
If Jefferson Money was straight he would be having sex with females
If LamarOdom was an Arab country, he'd be QatarOdom
If LamarOdom was a villain in Aladdin he'd be Jafar odom
If Lamar odom was a spanish bullfighter he'd be Matarodom
If LamarOdom was a piece of male anatomy, he'd be LamarScrotum
If BuffaloBill was an amusement park ride, he'd be BuffaloThrill
If BuffaloBill was a member of the BP oil squad, he'd be BuffaloSpill
If BuffaloBill was a small sea organism with a shrimpy taste he'd be BuffaloKrill
If LamarOdom was an Arab country, he'd be QatarOdom
If LamarOdom was a villain in Aladdin he'd be Jafar odom
If Lamar odom was a spanish bullfighter he'd be Matarodom
If LamarOdom was a piece of male anatomy, he'd be LamarScrotum
If LamarOdom was a reality star, he'd be GlamourOdom
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If BuffaloBill was an amusement park ride, he'd be BuffaloThrill
If BuffaloBill was a member of the BP oil squad, he'd be BuffaloSpill
If BuffaloBill was a small sea organism with a shrimpy taste he'd be BuffaloKrill
If Buffalobill was an assassin, he'd be BufalloKill
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If Jefferson Money was a standup comedian he'd be Jefferson Funny
If Jefferson Money was a nice spring day he'd be Jefferson Sunny
If Jefferson Money was a bumble bee he'd be Jefferson Honey
If Jefferson Money was a piece of candy he'd be Jefferson Gummy
If LamarOdom was a phaggot his name would be LamarOdom
If Buffallo Bill was a comic character hed be Chu from Chew
If BB was in romeo and juliet hed be a manic montigue
If Buffallo was a stand up comic hes be Hart part deux
If Bill was a lie hed be a well constructed, planned out ruse
If B-Low was a overweight NBA player with an ugly shooting form, he'd be Z-Bo
If B-Low was a rapper lamenting about his lack of height he'd be Skee-lo,
If B-Low was featured on a hit song called Crazy he'd be Cee Lo,
If B-Low had ten different baby mommas and put on wack music he'd be ShawTY Lo.
If B-Low was a unit of measurement, he'd be a Kilo
If Zen was a female chicken, he'd be a Hen.
If Zen was an anabolic steroid, he'd be Tren.
If Zen was a Chinese last name, he'd be Chen or Shen
If Zen was a woman's name abbreviated from Jennifer, he'd be Jen.
If John Deere Green was a no-nonsense manly man who drove a truck and hated the majority of things that make the general modern-day public smile, he would be John Deere Green.
If LamarOdom had blue balls hed be LamarBrokenScrotum
If LamarOdom was spinning in Inception hed be LamarTheTotem
If LamarOdom was connected to fiber optic cables, hed be LamarModem
If LamarOdom was in a digestive system hed be LamarTheColon
If Vapid was a flowing body of water, he'd be Rapid.
If Jennifer Lawrence was a peasant girl, she'd be Jennifer Poorence
If Jennifer Lawrence was a dessert, she'd be Jennifer Currants.
If Jennifer Lawrence had 9 clones she'd be Ten Lawrence.
If Johndeeregreen was Part 1
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