Oversized coat for what exactly? You can tell you and females arent a match made in heaven. You're not gay so I'm not saying that. You just exist and whack off faithfully. Sucks to be you.
Hat doesnt match but you dont care because it keeps you warm? I bet you need a haircut too. You sound like someone who doesnt groom themselves. Then defends it by saying "I'm not a pretty boy bruh. Whats it to you?". How about you look in the mirror and fix yourself.
How so sure GOBB? He may be a lady killer you never know
I have the unconscious fear that my knees would just be torn apart when the cord gets at its maximum extension
Anyways I have expressed to my friends the wish to do this thing for my bachelor party, we'll see!