everythings on point but the tan, g. Gotta golden up that torso boy n ull really be cookin. Its just not rite when pasty things happen to fit bodies.
Yeah, I was working an internship M-F, 7-4:30, so I didn't really get much a chance to get good sun. I didn't get to go to the beach but a few times. And then I started working a second job for the second half of summer, so then my chances were cut down even more, aside from a handful of boating trips and some poolside time on the weekends. Usually, during the summer, I am real tan, but clearly not this summer, haha. Doesn't help that I am naturally pale.
Originally Posted by GOBB
The hot female next him doesnt mind.
But hey Judges, take notes from the queer. Tan up so he can stare at your body the next time you post pix with a tan, g.
the key is finding a nice cheap finish at the hardware store, something without too streaky of a stain that can blend from the 'hot spots', tip of the nose mostly, all the way to the less important behind the knees parts. after that, you just find a kiddy pool, pour it in, and prepare to marinate for two hours per side.
once done, swag up, hit the bar, strike out, go home, update lonely twitter, contrive story about the night, convince yourself it's real... profit. he's got it all figured out.