But hey Judges, take notes from the queer. Tan up so he can stare at your body the next time you post pix with a tan, g.
Exactly what i knew u or dolphin or one of the average, unattractive betas would say. U take ur cues from miller lite commercials and general consensus. If u had success with women u wouldnt care an iota what other guys say bout u. U clearly have NO sexcess.
Confident leader men know aesthetics and good looks. I was talkin to juges about the fine touches to be added for aesthetic value. The packdogs like u try to fit in with cliches. "omg u judge other men, eww!" lol. Follower to a tee. U havent had a confident original thought since.. Ever. Never once heard u articulate a unique POV. Ur a uber follower fit-in wanabe.Typical scrub globb
oh look, the starry eyed f*g is back, offering his rich physio analyses to help out his internet friendlies. what a guy, always thinking of others... maybe a bit too much. not that there's anything wrong with that.
the key is finding a nice cheap finish at the hardware store, something without too streaky of a stain that can blend from the 'hot spots', tip of the nose mostly, all the way to the less important behind the knees parts. after that, you just find a kiddy pool, pour it in, and prepare to marinate for two hours per side.
once done, swag up, hit the bar, strike out, go home, update lonely twitter, contrive story about the night, convince yourself it's real... profit. he's got it all figured out.