Originally Posted by Chapallaz
Drunk? At the zoo? U retarded?
it might seem like a zoo to you and I but here's a couple of facts about gypsies:
1) it is common for gypsy parents to abandon their offspring inside bear cages. If they don't survive, good riddance one less gypsy, but if they make it, then they've acquired the necessary tools that an adult gypsy requires to make an earnest living; ie training dancing bears to juggle while the remaining members of the troupe steal coin purses and wallets from the various onlookers.
2) Gypsies are distant mutated half breed cousins to humans. A gypsy that isn't a raging alcoholic is really no gypsy at all, he is just filth without a purpose. The gypsy needs alcohol because it is it's main form of sustenance, his blood level requires a minimum of 10% liquor at all times. By 11am, if a gypsy hasn't had at least one 40oz bottle of vodka, he is considered a social deviant and thrown out of the troupe. Without his father-brothers and mother-sisters, a gypsy is lost, can't keep his alcohol blood-level high enough, and withers away.... finally getting eaten by his sworn enemies, the wild russian wolf of the north.
Btw this is all taken straight from a documentary I've watched on gypsies, directed and produced by Johnny Depp.