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Old 07-22-2010, 11:45 PM   #61
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Hey Greg, me and some of the guys (okay it was just Pete) decided to chip in and get you a going away present.



Don't worry, after the first time you kind of go numb.
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Old 07-22-2010, 11:48 PM   #62
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I'm willing to chip in Rufus, only to help make Greg's childhood a little less painful to remember...
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Old 07-22-2010, 11:51 PM   #63
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there's no way to redeem yourself, greg. and i'm talking about in the eyes of the law and the eyes of your mother. the shame associated with being a convicted arsonist will stay with you for the rest of your life. my advice is to cut your losses, put all your possessions in a little sack, attach it to a stick, and drift from town to town. you still look relatively innocent (yes homo), so i would recommend becoming a grifter, gaining the confidence of and then ripping off old child molesters. if you tell them you're already a criminal you can ingratiate yourself more quickly. a whole life of criminality is ahead of you, greg... don't sweat it.
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Old 07-22-2010, 11:51 PM   #64
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Buy a 4 million dollar ring, ask David Stern to bail you out and engineer illegal trade to get a HOFer into your team in exchange of the worst #1 pick of all time.

Oh wait.
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Old 07-22-2010, 11:53 PM   #65
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lmao
OP is an idiot

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Old 07-22-2010, 11:55 PM   #66
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Hey Greg, me and some of the guys (okay it was just Pete) decided to chip in and get you a going away present.



Don't worry, after the first time you kind of go numb.

damn, i was going to give him a carrot, a pack of condoms and a meditation tape to practice. we should've pooled our ideas
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Old 07-22-2010, 11:56 PM   #67
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No one gets raped in juvi.
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Old 07-22-2010, 11:56 PM   #68
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damn, i was going to give him a carrot, a pack of condoms and a meditation tape to practice. we should've pooled our ideas

See I thought you would use a boomerang instead, being from Australia and all.
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Old 07-22-2010, 11:57 PM   #69
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No one gets raped in juvi.

I actually think, due to the seriousness of the crime that Greg will be treated as an adult here.
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Old 07-22-2010, 11:58 PM   #70
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Old 07-22-2010, 11:59 PM   #71
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Old 07-22-2010, 11:59 PM   #72
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See I thought you would use a boomerang instead, being from Australia and all.

you have to work up to the boomerang; if you just shove it up there with no practice...that boomerang ain't coming back no more
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Old 07-23-2010, 12:00 AM   #73
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lol at this thread.

Great Greg, you a young cat, but it is hard not to laugh at your patheticness.

"I burned down a broken old birdhouse, now some dude name Tyrone is gonna make me toss salad for the next two years and my Mom has to wear a scarlet letter of shame."

STFU kid, ain't shit gonna happen to you, your mom will hopefully come to her goddamn senses.

Boys will be boys, no judge in his/er right Goddamn mind is gonna do anything about this.
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Old 07-23-2010, 12:01 AM   #74
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you have to work up to the boomerang; if you just shove it up there with no practice...that boomerang ain't coming back no more

True. I found that out the hard way.
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Old 07-23-2010, 12:09 AM   #75
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Look, I know some of you remember me from a couple months back... And I promised I wouldn't come back until next year, but this is serious..

Today, Me and my friends found a birdhouse, stuffed it with paper, and lit it on fire...

We got arrested, and now a petition has been sent to the state..

I am unbelievably ashamed with myself. My mom is crying in the other room right now. She's the only one in the family that knows currently.

I am 15 and unemployed.

So my question is, how do I redeem myself...

These are the type of threads that make me lurk from time to time.

Your fine though, your just going to get community service without question, like all teenagers get. Probably have to work a camp that teaches 10 year old to stay out of trouble.
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