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Old 07-22-2010, 11:13 PM   #76
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Old 07-22-2010, 11:17 PM   #77
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The newspaper clippings put this thread over the top.
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Old 07-22-2010, 11:19 PM   #78
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sorry kid

you may as well leave the country

you will never get into college

you will end up in and out of jail

you will be a failure

there is no redemption for those who burn birdhouses

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Old 07-22-2010, 11:23 PM   #79
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Because now, I am a registered fucking criminal, they have my mugshot and my fingerprints, and they have my mom's work phone, and they are going to send calls to her boss to let him know that one of his workers sons are a failure...



Why would they send calls to her boss? You need to calm your ass down dude.


At 15, you're still a minor. Lighting a fu*king BIRDHOUSE ON FIRE isnt huge at ALL.



There are some far, FAR worse offenses in the world.






Ah, to be a teen again....where EVERYTHING is a big deal.
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Old 07-22-2010, 11:25 PM   #80
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"fly the coop" has me crying here.
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Old 07-22-2010, 11:28 PM   #81
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This had me rolling.
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Old 07-22-2010, 11:30 PM   #82
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lol at this thread.

Great Greg, you a young cat, but it is hard not to laugh at your patheticness.

"I burned down a broken old birdhouse, now some dude name Tyrone is gonna make me toss salad for the next two years and my Mom has to wear a scarlet letter of shame."

STFU kid, ain't shit gonna happen to you, your mom will hopefully come to her goddamn senses.

Boys will be boys, no judge in his/er right Goddamn mind is gonna do anything about this.


This had me cracking up. I cant help but laugh at the fact that his mother is "in the next room crying"



Really, mom? A birdhouse being burned, and him getting in trouble with the law over that has you in tears?


I'd had to see her, when they run of out toothpaste in that household. It must spiral her down into a pit of depression.
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Old 07-22-2010, 11:30 PM   #83
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good grief great grizzles.
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Old 07-22-2010, 11:32 PM   #84
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I also find it extremely hard to believe a police officer said he is ashamed to breath the same air as a 15 year old who made a dumb mistake and that the kid should be castrated. I mean, c'mon. I've met some dickhead cops but that is wildly unbelievable.
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Old 07-22-2010, 11:33 PM   #85
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Isn't Greatgreg's mom russian? Imagine the russian things she's probably saying.
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Old 07-22-2010, 11:34 PM   #86
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I also find it extremely hard to believe a police officer said he is ashamed to breath the same air as a 15 year old who made a dumb mistake and that the kid should be castrated. I mean, c'mon. I've met some dickhead cops but that is wildly unbelievable.


Absolutely.
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Old 07-22-2010, 11:36 PM   #87
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Isn't Greatgreg's mom russian? Imagine the russian things she's probably saying.

"In Soviet Russia, bird house burn you?"
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Old 07-22-2010, 11:39 PM   #88
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I also find it extremely hard to believe a police officer said he is ashamed to breath the same air as a 15 year old who made a dumb mistake and that the kid should be castrated. I mean, c'mon. I've met some dickhead cops but that is wildly unbelievable.

that's some of the funniest shit i've ever heard. it's like superbad if seth rogen became a fricken badass and started talking shit to mclovin.

"you scum... you people with your birdseeds and your fire... you make me sick to my core. those birds didn't do nothing to you, they were just sitting there: "tweeet, tweet." then you dregs, you trash come in and set fire to the place. well that don't cut it, gumshoe... i'm here to see you never see the light of day again"
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Old 07-22-2010, 11:40 PM   #89
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In Soviet Russia the fans hit shit!
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Old 07-23-2010, 12:30 AM   #90
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If Gregory was a WWF wrestler his intro theme music would be this...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MX6rC1krGp0


PS - LOL @ everything about this thread

PPS - Soak the embarasment of this situation up like a sponge and view it as a learning experience brother...

PPS - Brrrrrrrrrrrrr
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