I just don't enjoy sex as much as I used to

[FinishHim!]

And that's probably a bigger reason I don't go into the SEX forum than the trolls/dumb threads. If I ranked the physical activities I like to do in order it'd be...

Basketball
m@sturbating
Skydiving
Sex
Wrestling
Text messaging

And from the ages of 10-19 (I'll be 23 in September) I was an SEX addict. I had Will Smith's old chictionary and f*cked every b*tch I could. These days I catch one b*tch a week, maybe two, and i'm not so upset about the other 5 days. Out of 82 b*tches I'd say I get to sex between 50-55. Even the SEX with hot models begun to bore me as most of the sex has become so lopsided. If it isn't the sex that's lopsided it's my genitals. The sex with Kim Kardashian for example was a 6 game series but I came in her more than 10 times! If I can get Kim Kardashian every time i'll be interested, but if I have to settle for less, I couldn't be bothered!

So tell me my fellow OTC brothers...what reasons do I have to get back on that horse in 2010-2011?

[YouGotServed]

[pete's montreux]

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Carry on...

[bada bing]

[Lebowsky]

Text messaging is one of your favourite activities? What are you, a facebook slut?

[FinishHim!]

Originally Posted by Lebowsky

Text messaging is one of your favourite activities? What are you, a facebook slut?

Well, I forgot to include SEXting, which is even better than SEX sometimes.

[EarlTheGoat]

[Tito Beasley]

thats why you gotta continue to spice up the routine by adding new elements to your relations. personally i've found livestock to be quite a tantalizing addition to the bedroom equation.

[PowerGlove]

[bokes15]

^^^ LOL, this is completely random but everytime I see Ray J I laugh because his sex tape actually sold more than his album.

[branslowski]

Originally Posted by bokes15

^^^ LOL, this is completely random but everytime I see Ray J I laugh because his sex tape actually sold more than his album.

Chill, thats my brotha from anotha mother...Our Cawks look exactly the same...(No Homo)

[Maniak]

Originally Posted by FinishHim!

Well, I forgot to include SEXting, which is even better than SEX sometimes.

"Oh yeah take off your cover. Yeah, now you're prone to scratches and screen damage....Mm yeah call me till it hurts...oh yes."

Wait, that is was sexting is right?

[mlh1981]

I bet Shawn Kemp feels the same way.

[PowerGlove]

Originally Posted by branslowski

Chill, thats my brotha from anotha mother...Our Cawks look exactly the same...(No Homo)

Pause.

[HisJoeness]

Not bad. . .parody threads are still a weakness on ISH though.