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Old 08-13-2010, 11:01 PM   #16
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This is why I never want a daughter. I would kill her if she did something like this.

I only want a daughter. I don't want a boy competing with me for my wife's attention and affection.

my post was in jest but it's eliciting a lot of o_Os

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Old 08-13-2010, 11:03 PM   #17
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I only want a daughter. I don't want a boy competing with me for my wife's attention and affection.

That is what mistresses are for dude.

And it's not like the boy is ****ing his mom...unless you are in the south, in which case I can understand
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Old 08-13-2010, 11:13 PM   #18
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Here's hoping her sentence like her vag is also shaved.
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Old 08-14-2010, 12:11 AM   #19
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I only want a daughter. I don't want a boy competing with me for my wife's attention and affection.

are you insecure, mojo jojo?
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Old 08-14-2010, 04:48 AM   #20
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I only want a daughter. I don't want a boy competing with me for my wife's attention and affection.

o_O
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Old 08-14-2010, 05:07 AM   #21
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I only want a daughter. I don't want a boy competing with me for my wife's attention and affection.

What if your wife turns out to be bi-curious? You're better off not having kids at all.
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Old 08-14-2010, 05:21 AM   #22
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Impossible to fap with Furious Styles's mug staring at me
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Old 08-14-2010, 05:27 AM   #23
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nah, more like:

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Old 08-14-2010, 06:31 AM   #24
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i'm gonna say laurence cuz that's what i know him by. anyway, i saw screens, her a$$ is okay...something off with it though. she does have a nice rack if those are indeed real (which it looked like). still, it's morpheus' daughter! if they didn't look so similar in the face, i could get past it.

take the red bill and be given absolutely serenity. take the blue pill and be forced to drill up my a$$ so hard you won't ever know how deep it is.
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Old 08-14-2010, 08:13 AM   #25
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If he had raised her like Trey this shit'd never have happened.
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Old 08-14-2010, 01:27 PM   #26
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Chances are through the roof that she has a serious, serious drug problem. She's done with her father because all he's willing to do is help her, and she's certainly not looking to be helped yet. So she turns to prostitution. And her name along with I'm sure so coaxing from her I'm certain strung out and degenerate boyfriend gets her to trade in her name for what is probably pretty good porn money, which will buy plenty of H.

I'm sure the only reason drugs weren't on her rap sheet is only because she simply hasn't been caught yet. But that is the rap sheet of a dope addict.
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Old 08-14-2010, 01:46 PM   #27
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Chances are through the roof that she has a serious, serious drug problem. She's done with her father because all he's willing to do is help her, and she's certainly not looking to be helped yet. So she turns to prostitution. And her name along with I'm sure so coaxing from her I'm certain strung out and degenerate boyfriend gets her to trade in her name for what is probably pretty good porn money, which will buy plenty of H.

I'm sure the only reason drugs weren't on her rap sheet is only because she simply hasn't been caught yet. But that is the rap sheet of a dope addict.

Your most probably right, I can't think of any way of justifying her behaviour. Shame really because at 18 you still really are a kid.
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Old 08-14-2010, 01:50 PM   #28
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This is why I never want a daughter. I would kill her if she did something like this.

Thats stupid because you want a son as if he cant be influenced by things you dislike or stray away from what you want him to be? Come on.
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Old 08-14-2010, 02:55 PM   #29
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here it if anybody wanna check it out.

http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.ph...key=1736636283
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Old 08-14-2010, 03:20 PM   #30
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Thats stupid because you want a son as if he cant be influenced by things you dislike or stray away from what you want him to be? Come on.

No shit. Would you really find it better if you son got nailed on camera for a living?
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