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Old 09-13-2010, 12:55 AM   #1
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Default Room mate Fapping

My room mate is in the bunk above me and I'm pretty sure he is fapping.

He got up like 3 minutes ago to get toilet paper. Now the bed is shaking like crazy.
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Old 09-13-2010, 12:56 AM   #2
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Old 09-13-2010, 12:56 AM   #3
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Tell him that it turns you on when he does it. Problem solved. Either that, or you just got yourself a new boyfriend. Win-win either way.
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Old 09-13-2010, 12:57 AM   #4
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You definitely gotta show him this thread in the morning.
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Old 09-13-2010, 12:58 AM   #5
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And you are still under him?? Remember, gravity.
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Old 09-13-2010, 12:58 AM   #6
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y'all some nasty mutha****as.
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Old 09-13-2010, 12:59 AM   #7
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Tell him that it turns you on when he does it. Problem solved. Either that, or you just got yourself a new boyfriend. Win-win either way.
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Old 09-13-2010, 12:59 AM   #8
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cmon now, join him in a circle jerk or friendly game of toast.
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Old 09-13-2010, 12:59 AM   #9
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Default Re: Room mate Fapping

Where are you going to school?

Just tell him to stop jerkin off or to do it in the bathroom.
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Old 09-13-2010, 12:59 AM   #10
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give him a hand.
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Old 09-13-2010, 01:00 AM   #11
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Default Re: Room mate Fapping

Then you should do it too. Since the bed is already shakin you can cammo the movement and he'll never know
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Old 09-13-2010, 01:00 AM   #12
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Default Re: Room mate Fapping

he just let out a big sigh of relief and the bed stopped shaking.

i think i know what just happened
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Old 09-13-2010, 01:02 AM   #13
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give him a hand.
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Y'all should have a fapp off!
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Old 09-13-2010, 01:02 AM   #14
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Maybe he was scrubbing hard to remove a stubborn stain from his bedsheets. Either way though, I'm guessing maestro-bation is the source of the thunder
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Old 09-13-2010, 01:02 AM   #15
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Let him do his thing... Nothing wrong with a little jerk before bed. As a matter of fact, it might be a good idea if you also get to work. In the throws of passion down below, I'm sure he won't notice that his bunkmate is also pumping off.

Two guys with a very good night's sleep.
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