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Old 12-22-2012, 02:07 AM   #211
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Usually when things go bump in the wee hours of a saturday morning it's a good thing... not if you have a roommate like Bballer.
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Old 12-22-2012, 02:30 AM   #212
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I had a roommate do that one time back when I was in college. I transferred to another dorm room right after that, didn't give him any explanation. I ended up sharing a room with some stinky, bipolar guy that I caught standing over my bed and staring at me while he thought I was asleep. I moved out right after that happened too. Third time was a charm and I had decent roommates after that (although there were some minor issues).

I don't know, it would have just been weird to have to have a conversation telling my first roommate to keep from jacking off while I'm six feet away from him. I was a lot younger then though. These days I would have told the guy I'm a very light sleeper, and if I catch you wacking it around me I'm going to go tell the dorm manager and request you be kicked out.
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Old 12-22-2012, 05:35 AM   #213
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He stayed up all night writing a paper.

No fapping last night. Means he will be really ready tonight
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dude, your gleeful anticipation of it is pretty disturbing.

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Old 07-04-2013, 07:19 AM   #214
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Updates?
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Old 07-04-2013, 01:19 PM   #215
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Old 07-04-2013, 03:07 PM   #216
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Old 07-18-2013, 09:47 PM   #217
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sup bras.

no updates other than I haven't seen the kid since Freshman year. I don't think he even attends the school any more.

I did hear from a kid that was on our hall that he finally lost his V-card (lol finally it was his #1 mission in college) and apparently the bish didn't even know his name and she was a whale lmao.

reading this thread brought back so many lulzy memories from freshman year. (i'm a senior now bras oh lawd)

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Old 07-19-2013, 02:42 AM   #218
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sup bras.

no updates other than I haven't seen the kid since Freshman year. I don't think he even attends the school any more.

I did hear from a kid that was on our hall that he finally lost his V-card (lol finally it was his #1 mission in college) and apparently the bish didn't even know his name and she was a whale lmao.

reading this thread brought back so many lulzy memories from freshman year. (i'm a senior now bras oh lawd)

That don't answer sh!t homie.

1. Did you confront him?

2. Did he do it again?

3. With that can full of jizzed on tissues, did your room smell?

4. Did he find out you were creeping on his laptop?
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Old 07-20-2013, 02:33 AM   #219
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As long as he wasn't fapping to the wrong things, there is no reason to criticize him
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Old 12-04-2013, 03:11 PM   #220
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Old 12-04-2013, 03:12 PM   #221
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Been fapping every other day since my roommate moved off campus. Shit's great.
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Old 12-04-2013, 04:46 PM   #222
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Been fapping every other day since my roommate moved off campus. Shit's great.

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Old 12-04-2013, 04:49 PM   #223
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this threads pretty hilarious, the only similar experience I have is on a school camp this weird kid who got put in our room woke us all up moaning and talking in his sleep about another girl in our class, some of us got up to see if he was awake trying to be funny or something but he was asleep with an obvious boner just moaning and say oh stephanie for like a half hour while we pissed ourselves laughing. Next day he denied it
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Old 12-04-2013, 04:53 PM   #224
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Old 08-03-2014, 11:22 AM   #225
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fapping = communism
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