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Old 10-23-2010, 10:36 PM   #1
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[ me and my friend went to a sports bar to watch the 1st half of the UNC game. Mid-way through the 1st quarter three men in their mid 40's came in and sat next to us at the bar. He had 4 PBR's in about 30 minutes. He was talking to me all night, and then he randomly taps me on the shoulder and shows me a picture on his phone. I couldn't see it clearly, so I took the phone to get a better look. It was a picture of his wife's cooter. wtf. ]
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Old 10-23-2010, 10:37 PM   #2
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yeah i remember my first time at a bar too
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Old 10-23-2010, 10:40 PM   #3
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but what was your ROOMMATE doing while all of this was going on?
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Old 10-23-2010, 10:40 PM   #4
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but what was your ROOMMATE doing while all of this was going on?
i think he went to b-dubs
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So..... that's where it ended?
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Old 10-23-2010, 10:42 PM   #6
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So..... that's where it ended?
yeah. he showed me his wifes cooter. it was nasty as shit. blue waffle status.
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Whose house did you end up staying at?
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Old 10-23-2010, 10:43 PM   #9
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Whose house did you end up staying at?
teh fook?
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yeah. he showed me his wifes cooter. it was nasty as shit. blue waffle status.

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Old 10-23-2010, 10:57 PM   #11
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i think he went to b-dubs
Think ... he's probably back at the dorm puttin semen in everything imaginable.
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Think ... he's probably back at the dorm puttin semen in everything imaginable.
im back at the dorm.

i have a paper due monday and work all day tomorrow.
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...He was talking to me all night, and then he randomly taps me on the shoulder and shows me a picture on his phone. I couldn't see it clearly, so I took the phone to get a better look. It was a picture of his wife's cooter. wtf. ]



that's normal.

did you thank him?
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Old 10-23-2010, 11:01 PM   #14
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that's normal.

did you thank him?
no. it was blue waffle status.
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no. it was blue waffle status.
arby's big roast beef?

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