1. I think the first time I fingered a girl, she didn't know exactly what it was either.
She was a slightly older chick, but not very wise in the ways of the world. A very family-orientated, religious girl. My ex actually. Why it surprised the hell out of me when she virtually grabbed my finger and shoved it up there.
I wasn't clueless in the ways of sex and foreplay, but wasn't exactly very experienced either, but I found 'it', she said it felt great, so we just went with it. I'm not gonna act like I'm some expert like some of the fakers on ISH will no doubt try and do, I didn't exactly know what it was straightaway, but it wasn't too hard to figure out either. I knew 'of' the G-Spot, just wasn't entirely sure where.
2. I have absolutely no idea who Tony Danza is, and have never heard of 'Who's the boss', so I'll say no, without bothering to actually research who and what the respective topics are.
3. Yeah, without too much thought, but a little. I'd have to make sure it's actually Baron Davis first and not some lookalike, but I don't think I could handle that 'what if' feeling if I turned it down too well.
4. I'll keep my nipple thanks, I'm not a fan of that particular model.
5. Yep, definitely would be up for that, as oddly random as that scenario is! I really don't get how you dreamt that one up.
I don't see anything you're losing out on except your own personal time. I'm unemployed right now so I'd probably do it every game haha.
6. Yep, of course. Normally I'd just stay away from those types of situations and let them get on with whatever they are doing. I have no need to mix with them type of people, and I don't like drawing attention to myself in most situations, I'm a pretty quiet guy. But, in this scenario, where you can possibly get in some shit yourself if you don't act, then hell yes, I'd stomp him out too if that was asked of me.
7. Again, no idea who that guy is, but obviously it all sounds pretty homo, and I'm not a big NFL fan anyway. I've never been able to physically sit and watch a whole Superbowl on tv without turning it off, or falling asleep. I just can't do it! I'll say thanks, but no thanks.
8. I'd do it for the nacho cheese on it's own.
Not a fan of anything peanut related though. So if you had to have both, then no.
9. I need pictures. I've tried searching for whoever this woman is, but to no avail.
10. Yeah I would. If she's the real deal and is the girl of my dreams, I would do it. Career is important too, and getting to write at the level you've dreamed of would be amazing. I actually do aspire to become a sports journalist in some capacity one day, so the white guy in this scenario sounds like a man after my own heart. Isn't like you're definitely going to get snitched on for drug dealing, seeing as the guys you'd be dealing to will likely have heavy influence with their big wallets, and could easily shut some potential snitches up with some bribes etc. You're just the messenger, it's the fat cats in suits, or sport stars buying the shit who'd get burned more if it was found out they are dabbling in drugs. If Kelly's father has so much influence too, then I don't see what the huge danger is, even if you did get caught once.
Question though. Is Kelly completely aware of her Dad and his dealings, and his influence? Or is she the sort of daddy's girl who's been brainwashed into thinking she's actually made it this far on her own? Would she know that you're dealing to all these people?
EDIT: God damnit, all them smileys I've used make it look like I'm Onceinadecade or something...sorry if it's hard to read. I can't be bothered re-editing though.