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Old 11-02-2010, 06:56 PM   #1
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so I had this early seminar today. Got to class and sat down in my chair. For some reason I had the biggest erection ever without actually in the process of getting a bj or something. It literally made a thud when it hit the bottom of my desk.

I wear skinny button fly jeans so it was really noticeable. I thought the button was gonna pop off for a second.

Nothing about the lecture was arousing or exciting. But it just would not subside. maybe I have exhibitionist tendencies?

anyway I stayed after class to "finish up hw" so I didn't have to stand up in front of everyone.

8:10 lectures = morning wood i guess. what's the most awkward place for y'all.
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Old 11-02-2010, 06:57 PM   #2
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any pics?
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Old 11-02-2010, 06:59 PM   #3
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Old 11-02-2010, 06:59 PM   #4
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any pics?

cam2cam?

1 in 3 teens is sexually solicited online. I just made the cut
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Old 11-02-2010, 07:02 PM   #5
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When I was like 12 when I sat in class I'd get a hardon and put an eraser on my pants and tell this chick to look over and I'd flex it so the erased moved. Made her giggle . Besides that I can't really think of any awkward hard ons. Really the only time I can't control it is when I wake up. Besides that I can usually control if I'm getting hard or not. Well atleast in situations where it'd be awkward if I did.
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Old 11-02-2010, 07:08 PM   #6
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I think I made a thread years ago about me gettin a boner at a dentist office.
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Old 11-02-2010, 07:09 PM   #7
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Old 11-02-2010, 07:18 PM   #8
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When I'm with a chick I can usually control it even if she's slobbering all over my balls, you don't want to seem over-excited or desperate. Weird to pull out a full boner when you just started foreplay. Then there's other times where I'll simply hear a story on the radio that has sexual elements and I have a raging hard on in a few seconds.
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Old 11-02-2010, 07:22 PM   #9
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When I'm with a chick I can usually control it even if she's slobbering all over my balls, you don't want to seem over-excited or desperate. Weird to pull out a full boner when you just started foreplay.

I've always wondered what girls thought about that. When I'm intoxicated there will be times when I'm rock hard over nothing cause I'm playing it out in my head and we've basically only kissed thus far. Does it actually seem desperate? Always thought they'd take it as a compliment
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Old 11-02-2010, 07:27 PM   #10
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Don't worry, I'm sure they would have just assumed your pants were bunched up if they even noticed at all.

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Old 11-02-2010, 07:27 PM   #11
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When I'm with a chick I can usually control it even if she's slobbering all over my balls, you don't want to seem over-excited or desperate. Weird to pull out a full boner when you just started foreplay. Then there's other times where I'll simply hear a story on the radio that has sexual elements and I have a raging hard on in a few seconds.
I got hard reading this post.

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Old 11-02-2010, 07:30 PM   #12
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When I'm with a chick I can usually control it even if she's slobbering all over my balls, you don't want to seem over-excited or desperate. Weird to pull out a full boner when you just started foreplay. Then there's other times where I'll simply hear a story on the radio that has sexual elements and I have a raging hard on in a few seconds.

If your with a girl that's halfway decent you should have a boner.
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Da ones inside yo mammas' moufs and den I peed in dem moufs.

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